Recent reviews by Okita

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Horses
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ Umapyoi
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Umapyoi
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ Umapyoi
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Umapyoi
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Cyberpunk 2077

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☑ Umapyoi
☐10

Certified Umapyoi Moment

This is, handsdown, one of the best recoveries in game history. And they've probably made it better than originally promised. A true testament to a developer and publisher who have non-money grabbing ethics. True passion and heart.

Don't forget, all the updates in No Man's Sky are completely free, which is an amazing breath of fresh air in today's gaming climate.

The Unpolished Gem

Valheim has one of the greatest building mechanics i have ever played with. This alone will keep me playing for a very long time. Atm thats all im doing in the game, just building huge amazing pieces in creative mode, while i wait for new updates and more content to play. What valheim needs is one or more reasons to keep playing, after you have defeated the last boss. Quests, boss raids, Hidden unlockable areas, further character development, just something to make me keep going out on exploration. Maybe Tiers like in Diablo or POE - You kill the 5 bosses on normal and progress to do the same on a harder difficulty. Just something to keep the grind up.

Pretty good game. Could've done with a little less waifubait lines, but the puzzles were solid, music was great, art was fantastic, and the final stage of the last boss was simple yet challenging enough to make me want to break something every time I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up during it.

Also LUCIFER BEST GIRL. CEO OF HELL? MORE LIKE CEO OF CUTE

Its alright. got bored pretty quick

Arma 4 when?

PROS
•The companion system
•Hours and hours of sidequest-age
•V.A.T.S. goresplosions
CONS
•Crashes
•Excessive loading screens
•Eating radroach meat. It's still gross.

Like Obsidian's other big-name sequel - KOTOR 2 - Fallout: New Vegas is a divisive game. So much remains of what made Fallout 3 special, from the ridiculous cast to the joy of exploration, that there will be many willing to overlook all the bugs and glitches in favour of the weight of content that lies beneath. Those who were hoping for more than a mission pack to a 2008 game built on a busted 2006 engine, however, may find new Vegas to be quite literally a wasteland.

Play this game only for Haifuri