Hey! You should try Listening to failed_human ! I Think you'd LOVE it!

Hey, dude What's up, man? It's Brad from Psychology 101 last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.

+rep faceit

yeah ur mom carrys me all the time in cs in exchange for sex

2.3k hours 2 play like my mother

Here's to the musical legend, standing tall at a whopping four-foot-something, with hair that’s half cloud, half hedgehog, and a nose you could spot from a mile away (helpful for finding the mosh pit, I assume). Somewhere between a 2002 My Chemical Romance concert and an unhinged synth lab, your vibe is a rare combo of emo nostalgia and accidental comedy. Keep shredding and confusing people at Starbucks, my dude – music needs you, and apparently so does the spirit of Hot Topic!