Recent reviews by woe is me

Not what I usually play but I really enjoyed it.

Oh boy, where do I even start. Overall the game feels unfinished and unpolished as if someone, somewhere during development said "well it has sexual content and kinda-sorta works, let's just release and people will surely buy it". I'll list some of the annoyances I encountered (there are more but I can't be bothered).

- if you stay in a room for a while, music stops playing
- walking animation is not properly synced with moving speed so it looks like the character is sliding
- walking animation looks weird and unnatural, you can also see the "skip" when it completes the loop
- 3d model + low res blurry prerendered (or drawn?) backgrounds = eww. 1997 called it wants it's gfx back
- the real gem here - the english translation, seems like it was done with a random word generator.
- the puzzles are either very easy and straightforward or weird and stupid. For example sushi sticks + rag made it possible to turn the tap producing a water filled container in the inventory. I would have never figured it out because it was necessary to drag and drop the items onto a specific and pretty small area of the screen for it to work.
- the game has about 3 sound effects, no matter if you climb down a ladder you stil hear a door creeking

If it was free I'd just move along because it has SOME content. Since it actually costs money - avoid it.

This was fantastic, I want more!

Not bad for that price.

This game offers much more than you might ever want from a retro beat 'em up. In addition to a classic feel there are a lot of extras and unlockables.

As I have purchased a fight stick recently, playing this one got even more fun. In the past I loved to spend time at coin-op arcades. With the stick, the only thing missing is that particular smell those arcades had :D

There should be a third button labeled "hell, yes!"

Dark, confusing, scary, exhausting, but pretty stupid and weird when looked at from the outside. That's what the real thing does to you.

Yep.

For someone who never felt really depressed this will only be a weird point and click. It's too short to actually feel anything. Can't say no to a free game though.

This one addresses a very sensitive matter and that's a good thing. Unfortunately there's very little content in here, so as long it's free it's fine, I guess. I hope for a sequel.

Very short, leaves you wanting much, much more.

Is this game weird or is it just me... not sure... Sometimes my dreams look and sound like this.