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hello bean,
i used to think you were mean,
but i think that was in a dream,
your bebop is pretty clean,
i can see poco's bald head sheen,
he's just like mr clean,
WUUUEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, WUUUEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo its beano in da hose
gotchu by nose (nose!)
oop- wait a minute
im not tall (HIS SHORT!)
im 4'11, mexican, long hair (oh no!!)
but guess what, i dont frikin care! (HE DOESNT!)
did you do any drugs?
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I 🚟👁 have absolutely 🙀 no 😣 intention 💰 to offend 😂😤😈 anyone 🙋🏿♂️, but 🍑 I 👁 do not like 😄 bald 😲 people 👨🏽.
It’s irrational, but 🍑😮😅 I 👁 have such a natural 🌿 distrust 🤐 for anyone 🙋 who lacks 📉 a head 💆 of hair 💇🏿♀️. When 🍑 I 👁 mean 👀👅 bald 👩🦲, I 👁 mean 😏 squeaky-clean bald 😲.
Every 💯 time 🕰⏰ I 😃👁 see 👀 a bald 😲 person 👬👫👭 I 👁 immediately 😤 think ☁🤔 they are extremely 💯 weird 😕, creepy 👀, or somewhere 💍 in between 😉.
EDIT 📝 1 🎄: No 😣 I 👁 don’t hate 😡🚫👉 cancer 💩 patients 🏃♂️.
EDIT 📝 2 🕝: I 👁 am losing 😼👌💥 hair 💈 so ironically 😂 I 👥 will probably 😻 end 🔚 up ⬆ bald 👴🏻 myself. That’s alright 👋 because hate 😲 myself already 👋.
you are bald
why you have no hair (yeah)
why you gotta look like my should'
please do not scold just why are you bald
your hair is non existant just like australia
why you so persistent i dont understand
because your hair is non existant
why is your head an egg
wait nevermind ur just bald
gold is bald just like you ur bald
𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚈𝚘𝚞
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кєєρ ιη мιη∂: ση¢є уσυ єηȶєя, ȶнєяє'ѕ ησ ȶυяηιηg вα¢к
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA OP THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Aw man
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eyes-eyes
'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby, tonight
Grab your pick, shovel, and bolt again (Bolt again-gain)
And run, run until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause, baby, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Stuff again-gain)
5:30 AM - wake up ridiculously early for no particular reason
5:40 AM - ♥♥♥♥ and piss
5:50 AM - get out of bed
6:00 AM - check stocks, see the value of crypto plummeting again. Contemplate sudoku
6:30 AM - make mysterious posts on social media, go quiet, then re-emerge when the time is right
6:40 AM - go back to bed
7:30 AM - wake up again
7:31 AM - begin doing workout, followed by an hour long edging session (for discipline)
8:00 AM - bathe in the local river (20 degrees F) and get changed
9:00 AM - sprint 2 work
10:00 AM - boss calls me into my office. tells me I'm "fired" for "repeated inappropriate behavior towards female co-workers" (whatever that means)
11:00 AM - sprint back home
12:00 PM - for lunch, eat berries and wild life foraged along the way back home
12:30 PM to 6:00 PM - edging session
6:00 PM to 9:00 PM - watch female joggers at night, learn their running routes. then chase them when they're alone.
9:30 PM - go to sleep and repeat.
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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