i love you

+rep jesus

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pp push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay

Hey did you know there are 6 different kinds of flamingos

Hi again Waffle House Nat Ion A list, give me your address and i promise not only will i send you a mango via the United States Postal Service (No P.O. BOX. Continental United States only,),,,, I will will i send you 2 mangos via the United States Postal Service (No P.O. BOX. Continental United States only,)

i love you,.,
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I swear I was both very creeped out... and very amused at the same time by this profile. It was brought me a very strange duality of emotions that is quite hard to come by these days. I found myself questioning existence, life, the universe, time, space, clocks. all the clocks, so many clocks..... and then.. I found the Dr.Cat guy... he made it here... and then... The real Rkine... he claims you know an edge bug as well... Well I'll be damn.. Two things I cant comprehend.

Listen brother, I don't work there. I haven't for a while... If you give me your address then in 4-6 business days i will send you two mangos via the United States Postal Service. No P.O. BOX. Continental United States only. This is real information here. Not funnily scary like your profile was to my brain.

Give me... Your... Address..