Recent reviews by charles manders

incredible remaster. frank killz stuff

fun

oh the memories! i used to play this game for hours upon hours with my brother mike. we used to spend so much time ignoring the missions and riding the little kiddie bikes haha. unfortunately, my brother mike was brutally murdered when an 18 wheeler ran him over. he surprisingly had an 8% chance of survival, but on the way to the hospital the ambulance was struck by lightning and veered right off a cliff, exploding upon impact. replaying this game brought back good feelings i had back then, when my brother was a man and not a disgusting burnt up pile of goo on the side of a cliff. anyways, please pray for my family as my dog and younger brother were recently pushed into a wood chipper by the neighbors. we are planning a retaliation attack but idk if we'll go through with it.