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0.0 hrs on record
its free stuffs, what could go wrong?
Posted 6 February.
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4.4 hrs on record
The game is called aong us, but hwo is us? who are they among? I don't really get the purpose of the title, it has nothing to do with the game really. Also, why are they in space? it doesnt seem very realistic. What spaceship has a cafetiera? why is there a red button to call an imposter meeting? its almost like the people who built the ship knew there would be sus... if I was the leader ofthe among us company I would just have not hired any imposters to be space people in my ship, and this whole fiasco couldve been prevente.d
Posted 30 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review funny
34.0 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
why is EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO PLAYS THIS GAME ON YOUTUBE homosexual it REASLLY bothers me, seriously do NOT look up a single guide for the game if you dont want to read words written by someone who likes men.
Posted 30 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.7 hrs on record (43.2 hrs at review time)
me: doctor, i think i cought bloonitis
doctor: oh no, it uncurable. Have to play bloon tower devense 6 every day
Posted 20 September, 2022. Last edited 20 September, 2022.
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1,466.7 hrs on record (1,046.7 hrs at review time)
sidiliation 5 is best civ game ever made. sidation 6 is really not cool because itsn ot good. You haveto plan whee some cities go and sometimes u cant even built the wonder y ouwant. Also sid 6 sometimes you cant even get good sistrict plasements, s oyou wont ven get any sience or culture. ALso I think sid 6 need to be less cartoonyey, thats something sid 5 get REALLY well. I like to playing sid 5 more than sid 6. Another prolbem with sid 6 is sometime AI just suck very much and kil themselfs on you, also they wont built a lot of wodners beacuse they donot meat the requirments. In conlusion they d=pnt think sid 6 is as good as sid 5. Finaly, sid 6 not good because it have not very fun to win at al. Religon victory pontition just ♥♥♥♥♥ conquer, dilomatic is GAMBLING, sience not fun at al to win wiht and culture win ever game same tie boring get ahead.
Posted 20 September, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
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133.6 hrs on record (104.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 20 September, 2022.
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102.3 hrs on record (76.9 hrs at review time)
bro the demons areso scary they slawbn behind you and kill all your cities so i keep relaoding but they spanw in different places for some reason, not worrth paying 200 dollar for everything at all if chaos just donnakill you
Posted 20 September, 2022.
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139.7 hrs on record (92.3 hrs at review time)
this game is the bloodborne of castlevanias. It is the bloonds tower defense 6 of tower defense games. It is the forza horison 7 of racing games. It is the celeste of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ platformers that make you want to strangle the devs. It is the path of exile of diablo 2 clones. it is the oppenhaeimer of christopher nolan movies about Oppenheimer. It is the bleach of mid animes. It is the attack on titan of horrible manga endings that the mangaka wishes he could change. It is the elden ring of frfomsoft games. It is the
Posted 4 March, 2022. Last edited 30 August, 2023.
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39.0 hrs on record
This game is like league of legends with buildings. It really is the dark souls of city simulators. Play this game if you like terrible devs, a lack of communication, and assets from 2009. Thank you paradox for making the biggest game with the worst AI. Why is the traffic simulation so terrible? For a game that is all about realism, how come the devs assume that as soon as anyone sees a road, the part of your brain responsible for fine motor movement has an ischemic stroke? Yes, traffic engineering is a hard discipline, but it shouldn't be impossible where as soon as you build more than one road, all hopes of your city functioning at all are lost. There is no reason for this. Even without the artificial inaccuracy, building efficient traffic systems that also look good is hard enough that it balances itself out, the same goes for the other provided transportation types. If paradox really wants to make managing traffic non-trivial they could introduce rush-hour type scenarios or provide supply line consequences for late deliveries.
Posted 4 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
106.3 hrs on record (98.5 hrs at review time)
game take too long oto load batle so i alwys close the game and paly a different game
Posted 7 January, 2021.
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