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this dude is pretty epic

Hey fam wanna play Striking Vipers X?

Interesting, only took 1 goal for that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yo man consider selling your PC and buying an xbox because you are really bad. I dont just mean you a little bad either, you are literally driving the garbage truck. Maybe get a girlfriend for once in your life. Loser

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

bet

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to aither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Congrats on 100

"last played on 10/8/2016" We'll see.

gz on reaching lvl 100!
Shellshock lvl 100 next?

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At this moment in time Rocket League and Borderlands 2 had the exact same play time down to the minute.

And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

Have a horrible weekend

How bad is your internet ?
its darth btw ;)

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!

>.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To Seize a Small boy in your enclosure
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the internet grows so loud
they open their mouth, but the memes Wont stop now
provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now
♥♥♥♥♥ are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!

I see trees of memes, dank roses too...
I see them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for me and you
And I think to myself...What the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing with my life.

YOU are a phenomenal woman, a beautiful person,
doing an extraordinary job, making things happen for those you love...
and although you might not always feel it, you are loved and
appreciated. ♥ Copy and paste this on the walls of 7 women (even if it's
already there from someone else) who deserve to be noticed. ;)

k den

(Heavy breathing)

k den m9 ur a wired ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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The next day I awoke to onee-chan's still big and throbbing ♥♥♥♥, still I satisfied after all my work I did last night. I felt angry at myself because I wasn't truly able to pleasure him to my best extent. I woke him up with a surprise blowjob, putting in his 6 inch monster into my throat-♥♥♥♥♥. I gagged a lot and almost vomited but I'll do anything for onee-chan. He the a wakes up surprised at me, he understood what I wanted immediately. He stayed there, lauing on the bed and put me up on to his rock hard o chin chin. I've always wanted to be apology and now I can finally take control of the aero plane stick ( or whatever you call the control thing). I steer it all around. In and out it went , "Ah onee chan~! You're stirring up my insides so much. Onee-chan I'm going to ♥♥♥!" I exclaimed. We both let out loud moans and came at the same time. Onee- chan daisuki

//every post of yours is a ♥♥♥♥ post

damn, someone really doesn't know their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...

*eats popcorn*

@lord of eroticember so let me get this straightr you post 3 pictures of ♥♥♥♥♥ and now your flirting with disconnect. cmon its ovious you were flirting with disconnect and now your tring to say oh i didnt mean to omg im sorry. if you didnt mean to you should have simply deleted the text then ended the comment there.

hey there , sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Wow... keeping a game up but being afk counts as 'In-Game' .-.

I liek how you are in 17 groups... I wonder where you have been...

yes it is :)