Recent reviews by .☆Sandie☆.

Totally love this game. At this point I've made everyone in town either a weed, meth, or cocaine addict, beat up a ton of cops, and I'm a dumpster ninja because the second I get into one it's like I'm invisible!!!! 100% recommend for hours of silly good fun.

It's crazy that ONE GUY made this game and it's so popular when giant studios with millions of dollars and huge dev teams can't figure out how to make something people want to play. They really do need to start learning from these indy developers. I can't wait to see all the new things that get added.

Same awful unskippable tutorial placement and time gates achievements.

Cute game like most but. whoever designed that mini tutorial, what the actual fluff?? You are forced to do it anytime you reset AND if you don't do every step it blocks the bottom of the image. So you put a non skippable tutorial that forces you to click the hint button in the same game where you get achievements for NOT USING THE HINT. Yes I know you can just do it on another level then go back but it shouldn't be that complicated. It should just be skippable.

I just wanted the point shop items LOL Two hours of playtime and not even one trading card??? That's crappy.

Well .. it didn't break my game so it's already way above the last one ha ha ha. Not finished yet but so far it's fun and well done.

LOL You guys forgot to pay the water bill ... this has been out all day and still my entire game is broken now :(

At this point almost every city is drawn exactly the same. Palm trees in Berlin?? O.O If you don't care then there ya go but for me it just feels like I did the same thing over and over. Just feels like a lazy way to get people to buy the same thing over and over. At least it's cheap :D

I love some parts of this game so much. Sadly too many parts are just a broken mess. The Devs have no problem promising us things then never delivering them or just breaking the promises all together. This game is proof you can have all the money in the world behind a project and still come out with crap :( Now they are trying to re-brand and re-release it for console players with nothing new for PC but it's still the same stupid mess.

Not worth the price. No updates in over a year and half. You can't even finish the achievements because 3 of them are tied to content that was never added. If you want mindless solitaire there are much cheaper options.

I love most of the I Commissioned games but this one just falls flat. Every image just feels like the same thing over and over.