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328.2 hrs on record
This game actively degrades every year, and I'm not even talking about the PC port yet. Feel like paying $90 for the 2018 version of 2k, and not be able to play online because of rampant hacking and awful servers?

Oh also, if you can put up with that, try having your game glitch and never be able to save again, meaning you play the same playoff game over and over until you uninstall.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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23.3 hrs on record
Dying Lite 2: Da Not-So-Brightenin' - like a broken leg dat won't heal. Parkour's slower than a snoozin' sloth on Ambien. Story's as excitin' as watchin' grass grow. Controls are sticky as molasses, tripin' ovr every ledge. Plot's bland as a soggy cracker, characters as shallow as a kiddie pool. Dialogue sounds like monkeys on typewriters. It's painful, mate. Dying Lite 2's a letdown. Save ur cash, buy marbles instead. More fun guaranteed. Trust me, u'll thank me l8r.
Posted 31 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.8 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
overcooked but fun
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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3.2 hrs on record
Needs ranked, getting pub stomped isn't fun
Posted 25 August, 2022.
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187.8 hrs on record (120.2 hrs at review time)
They got rid of michael transactions
Posted 31 August, 2014. Last edited 30 April, 2021.
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