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Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.
I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.
It ruined my life.
Please don't get the vaccine!
Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.
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