🚨 BREAKING 🥜 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEWS 🚨: JIMMY 🔨 CARTER 🧓 HAS 🌍 OFFICIALLY ➡️ ASCENDED ☁️ OUT OF THE PEANUT-USSY 🥜 AFTER 100 YEARS ⏳ OF ABSOLUTE 🔥 BADASSERY 🎉. THIS �  MAN BUILT 🔨 MORE HOMES 🔧 THAN LEGO, WON 🕊️ A NOBEL-USSY 🏆, AND OUTLIVED 💀 EVERYONE 🌟. NOW 👼 HE’S IN HEAVEN’S ☁️ OVAL OFFICE 🏛️, ROASTING 🔥 NIXON 💀 WITH LINCOLN 🎩 AND PROBABLY TEACHING REAGAN HOW TO BE LESS OF A ♥♥♥♥ 🖕, SIPPING 🍹 SWEET TEA 🍑, AND DECORATING ✨ WITH RAINBOWS 🌈. REST 🙏 IN POWER 💪, JIMMY 👑—HEAVEN’S NEW ICON 🌟. LONG LIVE 🔥 THE CARTER-USSY 🍑 ✨!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1⃣0⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

the goose is on the loose

the turkeys not the only thing being stuffed tonight ;)

probably the worst driver in Euro Truck Simulator that has ever played.

Ever since you opened that onlyfans account you've been DMing so many guys and I cant take it anymore. I really cared about you but I guess youre just like all the other girls. Have a good life I'm quitting the guild and leaving the server

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heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

I hope next time you need to sneeze, you can't.

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Bro wtf

♥♥♥♥, I’m getting hard asf writing this. I’ll start by taking you into my room, I’ll shut my door and throw you onto my bed. I’ll bite my lip while looking at you to make a move, I grab both of your hands and put them firmly behind you, pinning you so you can’t move. I’ll start by whispering into your ear and then proceed to bite your neck, I’ll carry on till I hear you moaning and then I’ll move to your mouth and start kissing you. I’ll push you against the wall and wrap your legs around my waist while I start kissing from your neck down until I reach your nipples. I’ll start sucking on one while playing with the other, I’ll push you back onto the bed and kiss all the way down till I reach your special spot. I’ll pull your panties off with my teeth, then I’ll tease you till you get wet. I’ll start kissing around and then on your ♥♥♥♥♥ and start licking.

hey whats funnier than veoxi's jokes? 25

I'll let others guess which is bigger (;

What's the difference between your pp and your forehead?

They both have cobwebs covering the perimeter and many people entering

What does your mums ♥♥♥♥♥ and an old house have in common?

You came out of one, I came in both x_x

What is the difference between your mum and your nan?

The default dance is truly a masterpiece. Never, in all of history, has such an artistic masterpiece ever been created. The choreography is possibly the most beautiful sight ever beheld by the human eye. The sharp sound of the “SLAP” when the player’s hands collide perfectly with the beat of the song sends a bone chilling shiver down my spine, every single time I hear it. I find my self watching my in-game avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual for hours on end. The beat of the song is without a doubt the most amazing musical composition in history, one to rival, if not surpass the complexity and beauty of Mozart’s classics. The default dance has truly revolutionized the future of music, and how artists should aspire to create. Some would describe the default dance as a meme, or just part of the game it is appearing in, however I would strongly disagree. These people simply do not understand that the default dance is the center of existence.

let's re-enact Bell Delphine's last video.. but you wouldn't be tying yourself up ;)

How can i, a white boy, look and act more black and ghetto without it being racist?

So like ya fr like ya im a white boy and ♥♥♥♥ and nah i aint wven act white no cap so i aint really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the white kids at my school and black kids aint want me either cuss well im a white boy ♥♥♥♥ lol LOL. Idk bruh i been wanting to get braids or dreds and wear durags and ♥♥♥♥ and so many times in my life i felt like saying the nword but i had to use ♥♥♥♥ like bruh or ♥♥♥♥♥ or homie instead like nah fr i just feel black and ♥♥♥♥ u feel me im more black than white and i think i have a little black in me too i never took a dna test to find out tho haha so ya, is there any medicine i can take to become black?

What do 2016 and 2020 have in common?

Hello you filthy kitten! 😉😋😉 hope you had a greedy Xmas stuffing yourself whenever you could 😈😈😈 now 2021 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast towards us 💦💦💧💦 are you entering the new year face on or from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Make your resolutions this year as HARD as possible 🙀🙀🍆🍆

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY �  PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

Gobble gobble 🦃 you dirty slut 😈 HAPPY COCKSGIVING 💋🤪😳it’s time to gag and get some DARK meat to be shoved down your gullet 😳👌🏻😖 it’s the best time of the year to be STUFFED and FILLED 💦💦💦💦 with something warm 🥵 be sure to be thankful for all the ♥♥♥♥ in your life 🥴

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o ♥♥♥♥🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST ♥♥♥♥ ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

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hahahaha two for the price of one? Looked better on my phone

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Sometimes when you win, you lose

what if we both wore fur suits haha

-rep threw a p250, therefor threw the game plz ban

+rep dropped me a p250

-rep ♥♥♥♥ YOU

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what if we were both Minecraft sheep.. and Steve clicked us both with wheat...jkjk... unless 😳

May i, pawsative a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and 1, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

Gasps Onii-chaan jump onto and hugs I missed you sniffs fuah I love your boy smell Onii-chan, Huh? Don't sniff you? Don't be silly Onii-chan I love you why can't I show my affection? Hahaha your face is red. Woah Onii-chan why are you pushing me on to the bed? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Kyaaaaa don't tickle me Onii-chan haha counter ataaack pushes you down . Hehehe I win! Onii-chan your face is really red now, Hmmh smirks (=-ω-=) perhaps you're falling in love with me? Chuuuuu kisses you Woah O-onii-chan w-what are you d-doing?! H-hyyaaa don't take off my panties! D-dont look at my private spot! (/▽＼) Ah Ah Don't lick me there it's dirty! Ahhhh fuah ah ah (//ω//) O-onii-chan a-are you going to put it in? O-ok i'm ready. Heee I-it hurts. ~(>_<~) SWow dwon ah ah MMMH O-onii-chan I Lwve yoouuu! AHHHH MMMHHH AH Hah Hah hah O-ONIII-CHAANN you baka why did you do it inside? ヽ(д´)ノ W-well if it felt good for you i'm happy, b-but make sure you take responsibility.

-REP 😡