-rep After a good sesh of csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great mm matches and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rust lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then spawn killed him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Thats because you need to make him moist.

WHAT! never does that for me :(

+rep always puts his beer down to kiss me when we're watching Weight Loss Secrets together

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Those things with the stuff? Yeah, I gotta get me some of those.