Recent reviews by Disco Justice

it's like sotn but it isn't
still a pretty good game tho

someday I'll hear all of the radio

it's literally the AES home version lmao
get this if you want the og 97 experience with no training mode, only two other modes for multi and single and some online multiplayer with some extra gallery stuff
also there's no arranged soundtrack or playable orochi from what I could tell
overall meh/10, it's worth 10 bucks but I'd honestly go for either of the UMs also on steam

OH YEAH
THIS IS CAPTAIN BARLOWE WITH HIS SECOND SUPER SERIOUS REVIEW
GOAT SIMULATOR
IT'S LIKE PLAYING TRUCKS BUT YOU DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARE WHERE YOU GO
YOUR OWN DELIVERY IS JUSTICE AND THE SATANIC GOAT WAY TOWARDS DESTRUCTION
THERE'S LOADS OF ♥♥♥♥ TO BLOW UP AND YOU CAN TURN INTO A SPACE WHALE OR WHATEVER
EVERYTHING IS SO REALISTIC MY OWN MIND WAS BLOWN ON HOW UNREALISTIC REALITY IS
THERE'S LIKE FIFTY INTEGER-OVERFLOWED REFERENCES AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
KINDA LIKE GURREN LAGAAN REALLY
THE METAGAME IS SO POWERFUL IT'S LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING STREET FIGHTER
BUT NO WE'RE PLAYING GOAT SIMULATOR WHICH IS SEVENTY TIMES BETTER
TONY HAWK CAN'T EVEN PULL OFF YOUR PROMLG 1080 GOATBOARDING SKILLS
ALL IN ALL WHENEVER I WIN THE LOTTERY FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS I'M SPENDING IT ON COPIES OF THIS GAME TO GIFT TO EVERYBODY

777/777 WOULD GOAT AGAIN TOP GOAT OF THE YEAR

YOU DRIVE A TRUCK. TRUCKS. YES. IN EUROPE. MORE YES.
YOU CAN ALSO BUY A TRUCK SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE NON-AMERICAN JOBS
REALISTIC RAIN EFFECTS 10/10
AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO ALL YOUR FAVORITE EUROPEAN DUBSTEP/ YOUR MUSIC IN ITS BUILT IN RADIO
PLUS YOU CAN USE THE HORN ALONG WITH YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC
OH YEAH THERE'S A BANK SYSTEM TOO
BETTER PAY OFF ALL THAT MONEY YOU ATE YOU FREELOADER
ALL IN ALL THIS GAME IS THE BEST AND I GIFTED IT TO ABOUT 4 PEOPLE
SO YOU SHOULD STOP WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS AND GET IT