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⢸⡀ ⣶⣿⣶⣄
⢿⣿⣄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣀⣤⣄
⣿⣧⣀ ⣴⣾⣷⣿⣷ ⢷ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⡷
⢿⡿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣄ ⣶⣾⣿⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⡿⢆⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣷⣤⣤⣄⣀⡀
⢸⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⢀⣀⣈⣉⣉⣉⣙⣁⣀
⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆ DANADA
⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿⣷
⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿ ⣾⣿⡏
⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿ ⢰⣿⣿
⢿⡿ ⣿ ⢿⣿
⡸ ⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫
⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈ ⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗
⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀ ⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮
⡃ ⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄ ⢑⣽⣿⢝
⡿ ⡇⢇ ⢈⣀ ⡣⡫⣂⣿ ⢪
⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣ ⡈⣾⡃ ⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊
⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂ ⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿
⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻
⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝
⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌ ⡢⡣⣣⡟
⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟
⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽
no smegmas ?
⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣶⣕⣈ ⣛⢋⣰ ⣿⣿ ⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡝ ⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿⣿
⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿
⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢸⣿
A) ABLINGLINBLINBLONBLONBLINBLINBLONBLAI
B) BRINGLINGLINGLONGLONGLENGANGLENGLEN
C) BRANGANGANGENGANGENGANGINGIN
D) BINBIN
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀ ⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿ ⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞ ⣤⡀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⢼⣷⡤⣦⣿ ⡰⢃ ⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢍ ⢾⡿⣸⣿ ⢀ ⡬
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣴⣅⣾⣿⣿⡧ ⡶ ⢴
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇
⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯
⢀⣾⣾⣿⣤⣯⣿⣿⡿
کامنت باید کامنت باشد، کامنتی که کامنت نباشد کامنت نیست...
(امام خمینی(لع
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣟ ⣻
⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⢀⣴⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀ ⡏ ⢹⣷ ⣿ ⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⡿ ⣿ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣤⣶⣤⣄ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Stop cruising for attention and using steam as a basis for gooning your permanently flaccid ♥♥♥♥. You are 10 times worse than furries. You lost to sissy hypno and s-stuttering. You ♥♥♥♥ed up. You are infertile. Your life will end at 30. Half of the political spectrum wants to kill you. Guys will leave you for a biological woman because you can't have kids.
Nobody wants to read ERP. Nobody thinks girl (male), feminine penis, s-s-stuttering, or any of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes are funny. Nobody wants to be reminded you exist.
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⣦⣤⣀
⢡⣤⣿⣿
⢾⡟
⢈⣆
⣄ ⢶⣷ ⢵
⣷ ⢀⢟⣽⣆ ⢃
⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿
⡐ ⣿⣿⣯ ⣿⡄
⢀⣄⣄ ⡥ ⣻⡇
⣛⣿⣟⣖⢭⣿⡇
⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣽⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣇
⢹⣿⣿⡀ ⣿⣿⡏
⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⡿
⣿⣿ ⢀⣿⡇
⣴⣿⡿ ⢸⣿⣷
⢸⣿⣿
⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢹⣿⣿⣿⡋ ⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢹⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣆
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡤
⣿⡟
⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
⡸ ⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫
⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈ ⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗
⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀ ⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮
⡃ ⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄ ⢑⣽⣿⢝
⡿ ⡇⢇ ⢈⣀ ⡣⡫⣂⣿ ⢪
⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣ ⡈⣾⡃ ⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊
⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂ ⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿
⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻
⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝
⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌ ⡢⡣⣣⡟
⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟
⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽
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SEU IDIOTA, SEU BURRO, SEU FILHO DA PxTA, MAL DE MIRA, CORNO, FILHA DA PxTA, LAZARENTO, BURRO, FILHA DA PxTA, VAI DORMIR, SEU LIXO, SEU MxRDA, SEU BxSTA, SE FxDA
CAIU NA AGUA AE O BURRO, CAIU NA AGUA, JOGA OUTRO, FILHA DE UMA PxTA
NÃO SABE JOGAR GRANADA NÃO O FILHA DA PxTA, NÃO CONHECE O MAPA ... JOGOU NA AGUA AÍ Ô SEU OTARIO, BURRO DO CARALHO
⣀⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⡄
⣤⣄ ⣴⡿ ⢉⢙ ⢿⣀ ⡀
⣸ ⢿⣿⡏ ⣖⣉⢹ ⣞⢀⡾ ⡉
⢿ ⢸⣿⣧⣌⢙⣛ ⡟⣓ ⣡
⢷⣤ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⡾⢟⡉ ⣦
⣿⣿⣿ ⢃
⢸⣿⡿ ⡀
⣿⣇ ⣤ ⡀
⣿⣿⣷⣦⡤ ⣤⣬⣙
Step 2: Buy
Step 3: Play
Step 4:
⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⣿⡛ ⢉⣿⣿⣧
⣶ ⢿⣿ ⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⢿⡗ ⣹⣿⣿ ⣟⣿⡏
⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦ ⡿
⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦
⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
Ma-i-a hu
Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Ma-i-a hi
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Ma-i-a ho
Ma-i-a ha-ha
Existe um projeto de lei tramitando, com o pedido de tipificação de travas de Whatsapp como crime cibernético. Essa prática deveria ser crime pois é perturbadora e o celular dos indivíduos pode ser danificado, além do armazenamento dos telefones ficar comprometido.
WELCUME TU JOEKER'S KITCHERS
TODAY, WEE ARR MAEKYNG JIINT HAMBURGAR
Hoors meet! *slap*
Red hout chili papparz.
ggrrrrRRRRRRASssss of det.
Oyl from Irák,
Cheese from Sao Paulo, frrom bbruhzil!
aAaAaaaaAAaah. Bred maed in turkay,
Furst put, Red, hout chili papparz.
Nao put oil,
*cuts bread with axe* Uhhuhuhuhuhuhhuuu...
*thats alot of cheese*
Very very horribul spicy.
hhHHHorribul horribul spicy..
UT IZ JOKAR HAMBURGAR! AHH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HA-
Kuuk on tauzand degreaz.
*meat cooks*
Kuling daun hors meet! OHHAHAHAHAHAH HAH HAH HAH HA-
It iz Jokerz big hamburgaerz. OHAHAHAHAHA
Ai'm going to eet isz hamburgaer.
*smellllllllllllllllllllllllll* mmwaAAAHH HA HA H**A**A Mmmmmmmm....
Dit iz horribell.... ... KRRAAAEZY HAMBURGAR
KRRAAAEZY HAMBURGAR
DIS IS HORRIBAL
KRRAAAEZY HAMBURGAR
KRRAAAEZY HAMBURGAR
KRRAAAEZY HAMBURGaaaaaaa *cries*
*throws it into a river*