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The war that Pat is referring to is know as in China as the "Great Jackie Chan War" of 500 BC. The nation of China was split into 300 hundred countries lead by the clones of Jackie Chan. The war lasted for 300 years with an estimated body count of 13 billion dead Jackie Chans. The war was resolved when all the Jackie Chans signed a treaty to fuse into one great Jackie Chan thus, making China whole again...

The Jackie Chan conflict was said to be resolved until early 20th century when the great Jackie Chan's health started to go into the decline. The Chinese Government knew that if Jackie Chan dies nation wide panic will erupt and China will die with him. So, the Chinese Government decided to save Jackie Chan's soul and to put into another body. The Government uses the ancient Chinese technique of Nintendo DS data transfer and moved the Jackie Chan soul into a synthetic body made of Chinese takeout boxes and Kung-fu. This synthetic body is the Jackie Chan you currently see today...