Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

What's up, it's me, ya boy, back at it again with another dungeons and dragons in minecraft in high school stream. Last we saw our protagonist Yuske and Diane battling it out on the tennis courts to see who has to eat the rotten potato that Tsunadre found at the bottom of the mysterious well.
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

I miss this cutie <3

If I did the math right, hopefully you'll be back in 803,520 minutes! Please make it sooner

i miss u

I hope I get a BIGGER souvenir when you get back in 21 months