(to the tune of "Under the Sea")

Look at these items
Aren't they neat?
Wouldn't you think that my farming's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm a hero
A hero with - everything?

Look at this gold
Reliable untold
How much net worth can six item slots hold?
Left clicking me you will think (sure)
He's got everything

I've got stat boosts and damage aplenty,
I've got attack speed and HP galore
You want buybacks? I got twenty.

But who cares? No big deal,
I want mooooooooooooooore

I wanna be where the neutrals are
I wanna use wanna use that Midas
Walkin' around as I (whaddya call it?) oh, creep.

Passive gold and assists don't get you too far,
Team is required for freely farming
As your allies go (what's that word again?) fight.

Down where they def
Down where they die
Down where team doesn't have Tarrasque like I

But when I succeed
That rampage will be
Just more last hits

What would I give
If I could live
WIth an Abyssal

What would I pay
To spend a day
With that Butterfly

And oh how I'd love
To go up above
And talk to Icefrog about buffing Medusa

It's mystifyin', never dyin'
Stacking bfuries-

And ready to learn how BurNIng farms
Watch the perspectives to get some answers

Where's my stacked ancients and why aren't there (whats the word again) mooooore?

When their ancient's dead
Wouldn't I love
To see GPM I can be proud of

Until then I pine
For a Divine
It's one more last hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt