Recent reviews by Aile 𒅌

The Dragon Ball Z fight between Satan goes so hard.

Also the game stutters really hard on a 4090 and 14900k.

Great game regardless.

I love this game.

This game fuels my crippling Adderall addiction and encourages me to take more of it every time I play.

Good game.

MOM I DON'T NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD ANYMORE.

I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB AND CAN WHALE IF I WANT TO.

That said, I think I'll probably not be playing this again.

I'm sure it goes without saying that starting the game over is pretty depressing when your old account was hella stacked; And I'm sure most veterans will share that sentiment as well.

I started playing back when ORIGINAL IVIS was super dumb in Beta. Officially started spending when Ouka followed by Lily Rain EVE was the unit to have. Retired a few months after remake Haruka and Akane were in-game. So yes, I don't exactly want to get all those units back.
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Real review pending when the game comes out officially.

Most of the game is pretty intact and I still enjoy it. Though, I'm not sure if I'll try to get to Crown rank.
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There's a few changes I do like, a few I don't like.

I think slots not being able to be broken anymore is BIIIIIIG one. No more slut protectors.

I feel like some units got gimped a bit. Like how Aqulia now has a homing beams (like Aquila Girl) instead of a core breaker you can use with quad shotguns.

If you're new, I would honestly say try your luck. This game does have a lot of veterans who have years of experience over you. If you find your ass being beaten into the ground, it's for good reason.

There's small stuff that STILL needs to be changed i.e 38 FLY being the max and 40 FLY is literally a waste.

For being a Global server the lag is not as bad as it was 10 years ago so there's that.

Good game.

THAT AIN'T FALCO.

On a serious note, this game is amazing :>. As someone who plays Smash competitively in huge cities, I can tell you now this game combines a lot of Smash elements (obviously but, it's from different series).

You get, the intensity of Melee in fights.
A speed in my opinion is between Smash 4 and Melee.
The flexibility of combos in Smash 64.
The ease of controllability of Smash 4.

And thank god, nothing from Brawl.

Overall, it's a pretty good fighting game.

I'm looking forward to online play with Teams~.

A few years ago in the town of Middlebury Oregon, there was a man named Joseph Woodstock. He liked to be called Joey. He was a nice fellow, with a few close friends. The local ladies who saw him sometimes bowling at the local Bowl-o-Rama Bowling Alley said he was pleasant on the eyes. He was a nice guy to be around, and a very pleasant conversationalist. He knew all the right things to say, and never seemed to be on anyone's bad side. He never had a run in the with local police, and was very straight and narrow. He owned an auto parts store in town. the shop being one of only 2 auto places in town was profitable, leaving Joey to skip the 9 to 5 grind, and have plenty of free time to pursue more leisurly activities. Joey was American as apple pie, and loving life to the fullest. He did have a girlfriend, whom he had even asked to marry him recently. She gladly accepted. Joey's life seemed set.

Joey was a good wholesome average man, with lots to live for. Which is why none of the rest of this makes sense...

On the night of September 14th, 2012, Joey was last seen sitting outside of his 2 story home, on his steps. A neighbor recalls seeing Joey through her window across the street. Joey appeared to be shaking, wearing only what appeared to be a towel, shorts (possibly boxers), and no shoes on. He looked a mess. The neighbor went downstairs, and when she went out of her door to see if Joey was okay, he was gone. She went to his front door and rang the doorbell, but there was no answer.

2 days later, Joey's body was found outside of town washed up in a riverbed.

Police say there was no signs of foul play, and it appeared that he had commited suicide by jumping off a bridge located further upstream, breaking his neck on impact. None of this made sense. This man, whom was recently engaged and not in any trouble financially or otherwise, took his own life? This made no sense at all.

Police searched his home and found no evidence of foul play. When they searched his den, the lights were flickering off and on, with a faint humming coming from a computer fan. The computer had been left on. Maybe there were clues here? One officer walked up to the computer desk, and touched the mouse enough to get the computer out of sleep mode. what he saw haunted him. A few seconds later, the computer monitor sparked, and then it shut off. It had died. As well as the computer with it.

Haunted by what he had seen, officer Henry King mentioned none of this to other officers, and left what he had seen on the screen out of his report.

4 days later, Henry King was found dead in his apartment. He had hung himself the night before.

On his computer monitor it flickered off and on. Infestation: Survivor Stories. Scribbled on a notepad also on his desk, in almost illegible hand writing was a small message: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

Lobby Simulator 2014. Are you ready?

This is the most beautiful game in the world and I"m only at the first boss. I am truly convinced that I will play this for over 9000 hours while smiling as I masturbate to the sexy images of Cthulu.

Have fun handcuffing people, taking off their pants and proceeding to stick your baby maker up someone's bottom hole. Also have fun making pets too with handcuffs! Make sure to feed them rotten food and disinfectant!! Good game!!! 10/10.