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Factorio is less of a game and more of a lifestyle choice—a choice to forsake sleep, social interactions, and your sanity in pursuit of the ultimate goal: The Factory Must Grow™.

What starts as a simple task of building a conveyor belt quickly spirals into a full-blown obsession. You’re not just playing; you’re managing supply chains, optimizing resource flows, and asking existential questions like, “Why isn’t my copper throughput matching demand?” It’s not just a factory; it’s your factory, and it will consume every waking thought.

At first, I thought I had it under control. "I’ll just play for an hour," I said. Ten hours later, I was using Excel to calculate ideal ratios for oil refining. My dog now thinks the sound of conveyor belts is a mating call because it’s all he hears from my speakers.

This game will break you down, but it will build you back stronger. Forget basic needs like eating or sleeping—Factorio teaches you to survive on pure determination and the occasional energy drink. Your friends might stage an intervention, but they’ll never understand the joy of routing a perfectly balanced train system or the adrenaline rush of saving your factory from an alien attack with 2 HP left.

Factorio doesn’t care about your excuses or your schedule. It demands everything and gives back tenfold in dopamine hits when you finally optimize your production lines. But beware: the moment you feel victorious, the game whispers, “What if... you doubled your output?” And suddenly, you’re dismantling your entire factory at 4 AM.

This isn’t just a game; it’s a cult of efficiency. A monument to overthinking. A beautiful, maddening descent into productivity hell. Play it if you dare. But remember: The Factory Must Grow. Always. At any cost.

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Ragnar: I have something to say. I did not become Earl because I aspired to be one. It came about because of other people's actions. And I did not become king out of ambition, but once again I had no choice as a result of other people's actions. But nonetheless, I am king. King Ragnar, that is my name. What does a king do Bjorn?
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Never watch dragon ball before but this game made me keep up with the boomers.

Boss fight? Majima coming for my ass? Just use tiger drop. T I G E R D R O P them.

I've been accumulating bugs throughout my game play and it has reach to the point of being unbearable. Takemura dialogue has been stuck since the very start and i have to keep spamming f to use my heals, or crouch etc. It simply dosen't go away.

Another thing is the minimap, i visited the ripperdoc and now the ripperdoc icon in the minimap is stuck permanently.

Next is the weapon info that got stuck on the right side of my screen and it couldn't be removed when i load the save file.

All in all, story is great, but is very buggy.

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