i was having fun at the water slide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Twrkz. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, playing the popular shooter game VALORANT somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realized that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

May I Intreast you in a game of UNO?
Except, we gone play a lil' different.
You will be unconscious,
I will be in you,
and there will be no UNO cards.
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gcf vtgcf bvc

love you babe

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player

200 hours in 2 weeks hahahahahahah how are you still so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad

penis

this guy i heard doesnt like gays

potato salad is good if prepared correctly

This guy is the worst hunter in NA.

Don't trust this person! He once accidentally creamed in my butthole. I wouldn't care that much, but there was so much of it that it start oozing out like I was a hose. Which I also didn't mind but then he started slaping me and calling me a "dirty hose". That for me is where I draw the line. He should not be able to disrespect people like that and get away with it. Please be aware of this horrible person. Thank you.

just played on your team, you are filthy good

shutup dirk squarejaw.... square ass lookin ass

Hahaha.. you have a ban on record. You're a sad ass little ♥♥♥♥♥.

CHEATER CHEATER DOG MEAT EATER

This guy likes masive wiener TRUE

yes

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* uwu how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥*

Hey man I was wondering if i could join your squad on DayZ, I'm very tactical and i can land shots with the Mosin - Nagant. I want to be the first recruited DayZ sniper for Cloud 9. If i could join your team it would really make my dreams become a reality. Thank you for your time kind sir.