Recent reviews by hexn

gears of war for the politically extreme

fun little game, the high contrast f*cked my vision for ever tho

you will never experience a game like this, not anytime soon, it's obtuse and mysterious while you start and it's addictive when you get the hand of it, but most of the mechanics are behind a mirror wall, you don't get to know what everything is meant to until you get to do it.

As the same as playing cards as a kid, when everyone at the family gatherings has a deeper understanding of the game than you, you keep stumbling into your steps, not knowing what everything does but the game knows what you're doing, your uncle can lead your hand, you can take your time and get the hang until the format changes; the cards are the same, but the goal get a new facet everytime something ends.

feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed and the sensation of mystery slowly but surely dries out, you start recognizing patters and end up knowing what you have to do, you read between the poetry to mince out the directions you need, you get lore and you get what you have to do, as life does, as esoteric thing do, not everything seems racional and no answer is given to you in a plate, but as soon you get the hang of it you will be devouring knowledge

goated dlc, you can top this shi man wtf

i bought this game from a tf2 trading site back in the day and it was a russian key so i had to buy it again just to play the DLCs

i will throw every united states president against a train only to see la'zael smile (we both want this to happen)

it's like left 4 dead but for politically extremist people (조� 민주주의인민공화국 만세)

YAY NOOB SAIBOT FINALLY
(game still sucks ass (play mk11 or just sf6 thats a better 2d fighter))

i cooka da pizza

200 clubs, and nothing but juri feets