Recent reviews by swarm

Punch the bullets
Punch the biblically accurate angels
Punch coins at yourself

10/10 this game is like heroin

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All jokes aside, apart from minor performance issues when theres a bunch of gore spawning in at once, I have not played a game as fun nor replayable as ULTRAKILL. This is by far the best game I've ever played, and I would recommend it wholeheartedly.

Better than any of Bethesda's games in the franchise by a wide margin.

Imagine if Terraria was more magicy and soulslike, with only intricate weapon crafting instead of building.

Pretty much just imagine better Terraria.

Friendship ended with DOOM 2016

DOOM Eternal is my new best friend

Honestly if you're interested enough in this game to look at reviews, you should totally get it. ♥♥♥♥'s fun as heck

It's much better than it used to be. I ragequit pretty early on as an early adopter due to performance issues, but after a few months away, most of those issues are fixed, and I can play the game with next to no hiccups.

When I said that I'm going to play this game to a friend, he told me to kill myself. Turns out I didn't need to, as this game gave me cancer anyway.

10/10. I'll start off with this: Global Offensive is more than an update to Source; it is a new game in itself that incorporates new gamemodes, new maps, and new weapons, but also includes most of the old ones, but updated. This game cannot be won by better weapons, or better perks for your character. It is won by skill. Skill in having good aim, skill in having an undertandng of the map, and skill in knowing where your team is at every moment. In joining a game, you are paired with a team that matches your skill level, which is determined by your rank. If you originally get a silver rank, don;t be worried; with practice that rank will grow. If you step around a corner and get instantly shot in the head by an AK47, it's because you made a mistake, not because the other person is hacking. In conclusion, this game is worth buying and I recommend it to anyone. (By the way, anyone who likes customization: you can get weapon skins or finishes. :D)