Recent reviews by maro

restarted the game because i couldn't press a button, then i restarted the game another three times because the boss couldn't find his footing on a solid surface. ending: lawans ass.

7/10

Well, heh - the name's Butch, Butch Beergut. Born in 1842, I was abandoned very early on - raised by a small orphanage in Annesburg I was soon adopted into the Dalton Gang where I was raised to be a killer. I lived a very dangerous life, holding up trains, outright robbing every man I see and shooting stray dogs multiple times for a chuckle. Then on one fated night in 1874, during a shootout in Rhodes - I was heavily wounded after taking out several of the rival gang members. I thought that was it for me - it was me versus them, but I had already used the last of my strength. then suddenly a hand reaches towards me, with no power to resist I let it come closer. He jacked me up on ketamine and said to me; "Butch? I finally found you brother.." In disbelief and being completely zooted I opened my eyes and shifted my gaze towards this man. "Who..? I ain't got no brothers"
He sighed, stood up and tilted his hat. "The name's Baxter, Baxter Beergut - I finally found you after all this time." We share a warm embrace. (still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up btw)

And this is just the beginning of our story as semi-professional bounty hunters.

Well, where do I start? The game does in fact hunt monsters, in a world - exactly what's written on the tin! The developers also were so kind as to include features like disconnecting me mid-boss fight and expensive downloadable content! From the first 5 hours I have currently played (the other 10 being spent unconscious on the floor) I can confidently say that the most enjoyable content lies within the masculine grasp of my best mate Folly, shielding me from the ferocious beatings laid upon me by the Rathalos. (and sometimes my dad)

Moreover, equipped with my dope-ass long sword, I plan to venture across the lands - to consume everything in my path, to conquer all. With my loyal Palico, R.N. at my side we will rule over this earth with an iron fist. No man or monster can deter me from my destiny - I now know how to make traps.

11/10 game, cool beans.

Wow, this game is powerful.
Never have I ever been entertained for 10 hours straight of fishing for literal trash. However, due to this experience me and my mate Morgan have never become so close. To think we eat, sleep and fish together all on one small little raft. (tehe!) Morgan thinks it would be a good idea to expand the raft, however - I'm opposed to this because I love feeling his warm breath on the back of my neck as we swipe some goodies off the broad horizon. When I pass out, I'm never against having my sweet, sweet Morgan place me in my chambers, to awaken to another day! I love to open my eyes to his muscular chiselled features in the morning, he's quite the catch. (no pun intended!)
I rate this game approximately 8 barrels / 10.

Not going to lie, this game was plainfully average at first, however as the story progressed and the characters became much more developed - I soon found myself immersed into the Human Fall Flat world. Additionally, I have recently been able to become an Australian firefighter, and that is friggin' dope!
Moreover, my experiences on Human Fall Flat have not all been jolly, I've been drop kicked, head-locked, and seismic slammed more times than I can verbally interpret. Many fights have broken out amongst my friends and I due to these conflicts, and many friendships have been lost.
Overall, I rate this game 3 blueberries / 10.
Make sure you give your mates a little snack when they least expect it.

So far? best 6 hours of my life. I've never been granted so much satisfaction when cleaning frat houses, and old people's homes. In attempt to recreate this sensation, I trashed my parent's house - went to my local hardware shop and bought all the necessary gear. I soon discovered that the game is not as realistic as I had first thought. In a subtle attempt to reverse what I had done, I flooded the first floor of my house and now have about 246 empty bottles of fairy liquid (for those recycling nuts!!), however, my parents came home before I could finish up. Safe to say, I've been kicked out and disowned by my parents and I'm currently roaming the streets of Hull in attempt to find a stable living. Thanks a lot developers. You've successfully rid me of my lifestyle.

good game, yes.

i get this feeling of alienation and spite a lot, i feel as if nobody wants anything to do with me, and it hurts.
I bought this game in hopes of turning a new leaf, to make real friends. I began by opening the game and creating a lobby - i sat there for TWO FRIGGIN' HOURS, not a single soul joined, my anguish at the outcome of this destroyed me, i proceeded to cry in the corner of my bedroom, feeling ridiculed and hurt.
when i was a kid, i always dreamed of playing browser games with my friends... i dreamed of nothing else but the opportunity to interact with real people, people i could consider close to me, but being homeschooled and physically and emotionally abused in a locked room was all i could ever experience, i thought maybe this game could change that, but i was sorely mistaken.
my advice to the reader, is that if you would like to purchase this game, ensure you have friends to play it with, people you really want to have a good time with.

this game does NOT give you the option to have the cute anime loli's talk to you, I don't care if there's a story. I as a professional weeaboo must have this kind of interaction. even just imagining the cute anime loli's to go "DAISUKI NICK-KUN" would make my heart flutter and make me giddy like a drunken man. but honestly, this game is my only 100%'d game on steam, and that makes me kind of nervous, so instead i'm going to embrace this and hopefully allow myself to overcome my insecurities.

#NEKOPARA4MULTIPLAYER

Really good game besides the fact that the zombies can literally take a train to the back of the cranium and most likely still not die. Otherwise, the crafting systems really good, BESIDES the fact that you need to find schematics in those hell holes of buildings which make me die 100% of the time. However, the one feature of this game which keeps me going is the pink leather coat I have acquired, at least I can die in good taste?
Moreover, I'm only on day 6 and I hear there's a big horde coming - this will most likely be my last night (however, my shotgun is *friggin* dope!!) hopefully I will eventually convince my friend to allow me to take control of our resources, because I can purify water AND HE CAN'T!.

8.5/10 game, i like it.