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ⓘ This game is certified silly

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God, Dog Adventure! What can I say? Well I can say that it saved my life. Before I met that dashing German Shepard I had nothing. I had nothing to my name until I became #1 in speedruns for Dog Adventure. Topping the record of 1 minute. I got 54 seconds. Shaving off the few seconds with the classic skeleton hump hop mechanic. Oops! Guess I told my secret. Well ♥♥♥♥ you! You'll never beat my time asshat. I won Dog Adventure and now finally I can see my children again. Tears of joy are pouring down my face at this moment. It truly is wonderful. ♥♥♥♥ those who didn't believe in me. I mounted and conquered that dog. That sounded wrong. Uhh let me rephrase that. I won! Yup! That is it! Booyah skadoosh you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! HAHAAAAAA!

No stuttering for me and works great on xbox controller. Very impressive visually and gameplay-wise. Haven't gotten past the first boss yet, but that's because I am terrible at FromSoftware games. I will try my best! I did get a big rush when I almost killed him so Ill be chasing that forever now. Excited to see what else awaits me in Elden Ring! Hell yeah.

Not much to say..

It's amazing and you will not regret this purchase. Have tissues at the ready.

The most devastating and brutal game that's out there right now. It's amazing.

11/22/2022 EDIT: My point still stands. Zomboid is the best zombie game besides LFD2.

A sphere is no more than a wasted husk of a person. You live one second and then you live then all. It's up to you to choose that repetitious path that ultimately leads to flight or the dark void of non-contentment. Don't be afraid to feel yourself at times, for love does not flourish without meaningless anger. So be yourself and find the truth. Don't let incels ruin your day. Sphere? I think a hole.

It's like ghost adventures

I was in a big Coalition-owned station a few years back. My memory is a bit foggy, but during my time there I was a mechanic. The mechanics, engineers, and assistants were all treated like trash. We were the bottom of the food chain there. One day however some of my associates were all huddled in a circle discussing some plan. Not sure why I was left out so I silently listened in. They were planning a full on revolution. They wanted to kill the captain and his goons, and take the entire station over. Yes, I wanted the captain and security to treat us better, but did I want them to DIE? No. We needed them, and to be honest they needed us as well. My own plan was to make the whole crew band together to fight for the same cause. So then maybe they would become friends. But oh boy I did not know what I just got myself into. A few days later I had the whole plan laid out and ready to go. The Revolution had already begun, and fights were breaking out between the lower-class and security. As they were distracted I snuck down to the airlock and pryed it open. Water began to fill the station and all hell broke loose. The Captain spoke on the announcements and said "water fill station uh oh die time." Everyone stopped fighting, and suddenly started to work together as a crew. My plan had worked, but just then the captain spotted something on the sonar. His voice sounded shaky over the PA as his voice reverbed across the station, "Attention everyone, do not be alarmed, but 10 unknown bogeys are close to entering." The guns suddenly stopped working as I looked towards the airlock which I had pried open. Multiple grotesque hands were clawing their way through. The alarm start blaring as I dashed towards the reactor room. Fellow shipmate's screams were heard throughout the halls as sweat poured down my face. "Come and Get Your Love" was playing over the PA as I witnessed an engineer get torn in half by a deformed fish-like creature. The music began to increase in volume as the reactor started to blare. My thoughts turned into words which turned into action as I ran to the emergency shuttle. Two fellow mechanics didn't make it fast enough as I saw their blood splashed against the metal walls. I opened the door to the shuttle and barricaded myself in. As the shuttle undocked I could hear the captain's screams from the speaker, and then silence.I made it, but at what cost?

good. I love hitting rock against naked people.