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当我还是一名大学生的时候,有一个夏天我在我所在城市的一家大型超市工作。这是一个很好的工作场所,良好的管理和非常高的客户服务 准,以至于我们的工作岗位是我们城市完美的典范,也是我们竞争对手羡慕的对象。举个例子,我们不允许对顾客的困难袖手旁观,员工应当帮助顾客把他们的食品送到车上;这是我们工作的一部分。全体员工都是一群小孩子。我们努力工作,相处融洽,一起聚会,我们真的很开心
1. Wait until it's at least 1:00 pm and at most 3:00 pm
2. Turn on the lights in every room in your house.
3. Open every single curtain available to you.
4. Mute the game and put the Carebears on Netflix.
5. Get your little brother to be in the same room as you are (so you feel obligated to pretend nothing gets you). *
6. Bring a hot Latte with some nice chocolate Cookies to the room.
7. Get your Jesus T-Shirt on.
8. Have Holy Water at hand.
9. If possible get your (boy/girl)friend to hug you at all times.
10. Play 5 minutes until you reach the next save spot.
11. Turn off the game and let it rest next to your bible for the next month.
12. Rinse and Repeat.
Make no mistake... this is the scariest game ever, there is no debate.
* If you do not have a little brother ask your mommy to fix this before you start playing.
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