Hi what can I get you?

A round of drinks please.

So, what would you like?

A ROUND OF DRINKS!

Are you into computers? Are you into computers son? Do you work the computers?

Aye. (Yes)

Well, you know how the way, the letters are all laid out, all over the place on the...

Aye

Well did you know that they managed to work out, if we could go back thousands of years and change the alphabet so that it was in that order to begin with... Do you know what?

What?

You see by now...we would have had an extra finger.