As a boy, Shrek had been very interested in men and wished to enjoy companionship for he was quite lonely in his shack. That was until one day, when shrek had found a book called "Mein Kampf". He read and instantly fell in love with the book and the writer, but it's embed that the authors name had been scratched off! That day, Shrek vowed to find this man and marry him. Shrek smiled and said:"My quest will start and then be ogre quickly"