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30.0 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
this game is VERY good, and i think more people would agree if it weren't for the very poor optimization. i personally did not run into any major issues and despite having what i would call a merely above average rig, i was able to run the game on high graphics with my fps staying between 40-60 without frame gen, even during monster fights. i am still recommending it because it IS a good game, but i would ALSO recommend waiting until they fix the performance unless you are 100% certain your pc can run it.
Posted 1 March.
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9.1 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what an amazing game. Bought it because i thought the gameplay looked great, and i can safely say that that is the understatement of the CENTURY. The gameplay isn't just great, it's some of the most fun i've seen in this entire year, not to mention such an amazing OST, and the fun yet still engaging story parts, genuinely baffling how this game hasn't gotten more attention considering how good it is. My only ask of the devs is to add a leaderboard to compare with friends.
Posted 30 November, 2024. Last edited 30 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
i have a very big fear of big bugs, especially spiders and this game did NOT help. that aside, very good indie game where you explore norse mythology inspired forests and mountains riddled with monsters and other things that want you dead.

also killing the spiders with a repeating crossbow felt very cathartic
Posted 27 July, 2023. Last edited 2 August, 2023.
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22.9 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
this game absolutely broke me. the extremely painful feeling of pure DREAD that you feel as you watch your knight fall down 8 screens after you messed up ONE jump, knowing there's nothing that you can do about it anymore, is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWFUL. if i had any emotion left in me after this game took it away from me, i'd bawl my eyes out while screaming.

10/10 couldn't recommend it enough
Posted 22 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
9.3 hrs on record
You get to cheat french people out of their money.
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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13.6 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
world's BIGGEST virgin tries to get women for several hours and FAILS every time, decides to DECIMATE the demon population instead

also this game comes with a free machine girl album
Posted 1 July, 2022.
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70.7 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
DUEL 1...
LET'S ROCK!
MEGA FISTO
MEGA FISTO
MEGA FISTO
HRRRAGH
*red roman cancel*
HEAVENLYYYYYY POTEMKIIIIINNNN BUSTAAAAAAAA
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SLASH!
Posted 23 March, 2022.
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27 people found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
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138.4 hrs on record (97.4 hrs at review time)
this game is like a priest and you're the altar boy
Posted 1 January, 2022.
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67.7 hrs on record (67.4 hrs at review time)
i like the part where the game made me sad
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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285 people found this review helpful
139 people found this review funny
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56.8 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
god the men are all so hot
Posted 9 October, 2021.
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