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so this has been an on and off issue. but recently i cant do much about it. and im trying but its frustrating.

basically my buttcrack smells. i know its a sweat issue. with being a plus size person i know i will sweat more. i wipe when i can, but the smell lingers. its not poop, but its a butt smell. i work in an with kids in an office. so most of half my day im sitting on a computer. it's not that bad usually in the morning. but when the kids come i am kinda up and walking but the smell is there.

im definitely known as the person with a smelly butt. that makes me upset and anxious so i'm always in fear of smelling. When i poo i use wipes. then i dry up with toilet paper. i recently tried using lume (mini stick) and the smell of it in addition isn't great either. i wear only cotton underwear and only wear leggings at the gym.

i really feel at a loss. hygiene has been an up and down battle. i do keep clean, but i feel like my own body is against me with sweat and oils. help please!

I’m so sick of these low-T, cope-ridden, fitness casuals acting like taking SARMs is some kind of moral failing. I spent months researching the best cycle, dialed in my diet, and dropped £500+ on top-quality LGD, RAD, MK, and a perfect PCT setup. I was locked in. Ready to make real gains.

Then my so-called friend saw my stack and hit me with the most NPC response imaginable:

“Bro, just go natty.”

Just go NATTY?? Oh yeah, let me just waste years spinning my wheels, making baby gains like some hormonal peasant, while genetic freaks and juiced-up TikTok influencers take all the glory. Great advice, bro. Should I also start doing endless push-ups in my bedroom and drinking one scoop of whey a day while I’m at it?

This is the same dude who half-arses his workouts, has been benching 60kg for three years, and still follows full-body routines from 2010. Meanwhile I’m out here optimizing my hormones, tracking every macro, and making gains at a rate he can’t even comprehend.

add me, 45% tariff on your inventory needs to be paid ASAP

He talked me into spending the £8500 I have on dog coins because something was supposed to happen yesterday which would have given us more money?? but it didn't actually happen or got canceled or something I don't really know or understand how it works but I went to the dog coin site to withdraw my money and there is only about £6700 of it there, where is the rest of it? I tried looking at the faq but don't really get it

+rep big deek