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芥末 Retard 11 May @ 7:07pm 
+rep gave me 9,000 keys for my Burning Flames Tyrant's Helm. Quick and easy trader. :steamthis:
mike ermantraut 10 May @ 3:30am 
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woot7 9 May @ 9:05pm 
with those manners, absolutely my friend. kindness will get you a long way! im earnest
芥末 Retard 9 May @ 8:33pm 
May you please sign my profile woot7
je bois du lait 7 May @ 8:11am 
Hey bro we gotta start dropshipping bro thats the new method tap in before everyone else finds out
theBigBrain 7 May @ 4:45am 
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢚⣋⣭⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣬⣍⡛ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿ ⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⣭⣭⡙⢿
⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢣⣾
⣿⡇⣼⣿⣿⣵⣭⣻⣧⣀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢯
⣿  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟  ⢿⣿⣄⣈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸
⣿⣦⢟  ⡿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣝⣝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀
⡯ ⣴  ⣶⣄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣸
⡿⢘⡛⣘⣃⣼⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣀⣻
⣶⣶⣤⣮⣭⣭⣐⣒⢛⣛⡻ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣩⣼⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣬⣭⡝  ⣿ ⢶⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
woot7 7 May @ 4:43am 
Guten Abend
mike ermantraut 7 May @ 4:36am 
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mike ermantraut 7 May @ 4:35am 
Dude, I don’t know what it is, but Uber Eats just feels bad... Like, why is it always more expensive and slower? You ever notice that? DoorDash shows up and it’s like, boom—your food’s there. Uber Eats? It’s like… what the hell are they doing, man? Jamie, send him a $100 gift card to door dash... we can help him out
romanoodle 7 May @ 4:34am 
Please add markiplier to make it a trio I really think it will make for a better experience
woot7 7 May @ 4:32am 
You’re gonna have to bear with me sorry, I have uber eats on the way. It’ll be a minute until I can get on
mike ermantraut 7 May @ 4:31am 
Ok Jamie can we get this arranged? my epic username is NightmareDlddy send that over jamie.
woot7 7 May @ 4:30am 
Hi Joe Rogan. I’m gonna have to pass on the podcast invite - but if you’d be interested, there’s a video game called Fortnite I think you’d enjoy running some duos on with me instead. Lemme know.
mike ermantraut 7 May @ 3:29am 
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芥末 Retard 6 May @ 7:00pm 
My name's Joe Rogan and I'd like you on my podcast. HMU
BlueDrew2 5 May @ 4:24pm 
hi trembler! ^_^
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trembler 2 May @ 9:34am 
HI BLUE DREW
BlueDrew2 2 May @ 9:25am 
played scout in my mvm match and purposefully let credits despawn to show me that greed is a sin <3 +rep
trembler 2 May @ 9:24am 
There seem to be words on my screen.
mochi 28 Apr @ 5:09am 
NYAAAHHH
芥末 Retard 25 Apr @ 9:23pm 
     ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆   
  ⣼⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡏  ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆  
  ⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿     ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿  
 ⢰ ⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿        ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⡄ 
 ⢸ ⣿⣿⣧⡙⣿⣿⡆         ⢿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡿⣸⡇ 
  ⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙       ⢀ ⣤⣀⣈    ⢇⣿⡇ 
  ⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇      ⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⡀⣼⣿⡇ 
  ⢹⡘⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡀ ⢀⣴⣾⣟    ⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿  
   ⢷⡘⢿⣿⣎⢻⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⢫⡾⢸⡟ .
     ⣦⡙ ⣧ ⢷   ⢿⡿             
         ⣤⣴⡖  ⣋⣉⣉⡁ ⢾⣦        
shuri 6 Apr @ 10:03pm 
         ⢀ ⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀         
       ⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀     
    ⣴⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣵⣄   
  ⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀ 
  ⣽⣻ ⣿⡿ ⣉ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟ ⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥ 
 ⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤ ⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣ 
  ⢳ ⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿   ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⢆ 
    ⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿    
 ⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝ ⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀ 
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⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿  ⣿⡿
shuri 12 Mar @ 5:43pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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mayday 11 Mar @ 2:56pm 
cute icon, who drew it? :steamhappy:
芥末 Retard 6 Mar @ 2:10pm 
clutched my 23k elo premier game +rep +insane fragger :steamthumbsup:
芥末 Retard 2 Mar @ 12:57pm 
bro let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening, there'll be a ton of chicks. Let's just go have fun and let go a little :steamsunny:
romanoodle 19 Feb @ 8:26am 
big + for saving my whole family from dead by daylight! It really helped! Also another big + for being a summoner fan!!
theBigBrain 19 Feb @ 8:22am 
this guys is a really sugoi person! :steamhappy:
ValkyrieV9 19 Feb @ 8:22am 
+rep amazing deathslinger, nice shots :)
Shedletsky 19 Feb @ 8:00am 
not the real mark :sad_seagull: :steamthumbsdown:
Sealy 19 Feb @ 1:30am 
tysm 4 the lighthouse carry! cheers mate!
芥末 Retard 18 Feb @ 10:08pm 
Thanks for the carry in 2v8 single handedly looping BOTH killers for 6 gens. +rep
stella 16 Feb @ 6:58am 
mark please sign my profile vroooo omg 0_o i love markipilier yt and all his obession with milk and cream
BOBYjames... 14 Feb @ 5:18pm 
hi Markiplier
XxJ0eBiDEEnxX 13 Feb @ 5:34pm 
we love you papa mark make more OF content
I microwaved my son 13 Feb @ 11:29am 
"I hope this chicken come out wel-" Keith's last words before gettin 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body
NillaConeWafer109 7 Feb @ 4:38pm 
Milimeter
MonkeySpanker 5 Feb @ 7:03am 
market flier
LEAYk7 4 Feb @ 9:15am 
hi :isaac:
wylodes 3 Feb @ 3:23pm 
will you be the ts to my pmo
芥末 Retard 2 Feb @ 4:57am 
Can I get a cup for water?
Sealy 30 Jan @ 11:32pm 
5,000,000,000,000 :tfhbroccoli:
Eddie 28 Jan @ 10:13am 
carpet tire
ValkyrieV9 28 Jan @ 12:04am 
Give me money please :8bitheart:
emmaurilio 27 Jan @ 2:45pm 
truth marketplier
Average Soldier Main 27 Jan @ 6:23am 
True markplier
alch 25 Jan @ 7:04pm 
Real markiplier
Heavy gunship plane 23 Jan @ 4:14pm 
Fake markiplier
notbendermen0986 20 Jan @ 4:53pm 
for suppliers
Heaven 20 Jan @ 3:11pm 
mark a plier