Lunkmas, just a gift away. Lunkmas brought you a gift! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. 由

I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
I live in steam comments
A gift for you 由

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
I'm too much. 由

O God, who has glorified blessed NichoLunk, Thine illustrious Gift Giver and Hero, by means of countless gifts and wonders, and who dost not cease yearly so to remember him; grant, we beseech Thee, that we may be delivered gifts from his kindness and grace. 由

I miss lowlife division so much

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Solar Flare from Plants vs Zombies so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log on and see her with those red googles I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight plant ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt & black shirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. 😢

AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS

AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS

PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN 🤗 REAL �  LIFE

SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH 👾 MY 👅 CREW

GOTTA 🥷🏿 SPLIT 😚 UP 🤡 SPREAD ⁉️ OUT 📮CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS 👻 TO 👽 DO

GOTTA 👿 FIND 👺 THE 🤧 IMPOSTER 🤫 AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO 🛶 SA🅱️OTAGE

WHO 📮CAN 🅱️ WE 🇫🇷 TRUST 😂 IN 🤪 THIS 🤯 AMONG 🤭 US 🤣 ENTOURAGE.

♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰

What a year it's been. But despite everything, you come home to see Santa Lunk has left you a present by an inviting fire 由

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 10 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..

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Did 9/11 happen in the ToonTown universe? There is a Toontanic, which means their worlds equivilant of a Titanic Happened, presumably many toons died to the freezing arctic waters. There is a "Chief Justice" boss cog that you can fight, which means america exists, as america is the only country to use a "Chief Justice Supreme Court" style of national court rulings, there is also an "Ambulance Chaser" cog, who in the real world, look through hospitals for anyone wanting to sue, meaning there are both hospitals, court cases, and suing in the toontown universe. Using this evidence along with a minor time frame of when ToonTown occurs in their universe, we can see, that they do infact have Trains, Ships, and Planes to some extent, infact in the Cashbot HQ, we can see they have a Diesel locomotive, which gives us a pretty good time frame of sometime in the 1990's-2005 era.

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Hi Kevin

I don't wanna. :v

You better watch out, you better not tire, better keep runnin I'm tellin ya why. Santa Lunk is back again this year 由

"Aw, 💛 poor 🌂 baby, 🌳 chipped 🌏 a 💎 fang." 🎁 -Leela 🐊 "Hey, 👹 I �  got 👳 a 🐳 busted 🔋 ass 💄 here! ⛳ I 📀 don't 👾 see 👑 anyone 🏀 kissing 👽 it." 💙 -Bender 🥗 "All 🐟 right, 🏓 I'm ⚡ coming." 🚗 -Zoidberg

Happy birthday, Armour!

didnt lowlife division disband like 5 years ago

GO AWAY WE DON'T WANT ANY

O Lunkmas tree, o Lunkmas tree
How lovely are thy gifts 由

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your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? what a loser. i, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. i slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that i pack them in. when my girlfriend walks into the room, i shout "surprise" and ass blast her with all the things i have up my butt. usually its something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. she usually screams out loud before realising its just my daily anal extension practise, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. honestly, i think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. i have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if i ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend

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Are you one o' them QUEEROSEXUALS that's been pokin' around?

Pretty intense not gonna lie damn dude

All right, hold up. That trade offer is highly suspicious. The same comment was made on two of my Friends' profiles, but the commenters have different avatars and different amounts of games owned! Most likely a scam.

But, the LINK REMOVED was a big enough clue to begin with.

Hi, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!

Hey m8. If you’re still wondering why I called you an SJW, it’s because it was hip and cool to do so at the time! I’m sorry! Only arseholes call people SJWs now!

Happy birthday hamster boy

So, our sources were right! Happy birthday!

Fischia il vento e infuria la bufera!

raichu boye

Unfriended due to lack of any and all personal hygiene. Also my dog did not consent to what you did to it and it will never recover from the emotional scars.

unfriended due to friends list cleaning

You better stop posting that meme dog. Otterwise I'll have no choice but to revoke your meme -visa.

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The RickAndMortyGram™ Pickle Test is a multistage IQ test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The very high IQ test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the squanching line. The difficulty squanches slowly, but goes higher over a typical viewer's head each minute after you hear this signal. “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub” A solid grasp of theoretical physics should be demonstrated each time you hear this sound. "I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!" Remember Rick's nihilistic outlook, and worship Dan Harmon's genius wit as long as possible. The second time you fail to grasp the extremely subtle humour before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word squanch. On your mark, get ready, squanch!

This trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing ♥♥♥♥ too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me ♥♥♥♥♥boy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust 😔

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I'm sure everyone's put plenty of thought into which Pokémon is the sexiest. Sure, you could say Gardevoir, Lucario, Arcanine or Machamp. These are all fine choices, but they're objectively incorrect. Now that's a pretty bold claim to make, but my answer is obviously the best, once you actually give the topic serious thought. Who is this raw essence of sex appeal? Simple: Trapinch You're likely already coming up with a myriad of reasons yourself, but I'll make things easy and go over the common points. First is the name, implying both its apparent femininity and its hidden masculinity, as well as its level of sexual experience and its preferences.

Next we have the creature's form, it's large mouth capable of anything you could hope for and more. With an unparalleled tightness and strength, this Pokémon makes the perfect lover. Its small body size means it could hide on your person in public, and pleasure you at its will. If you were to examine it's eyes, you'd find the rare trait of having unusual pupils, typically in the shape of a star, showing it's immense lust and love for trainers. We also learn that a single Trapinch is capable of constructing advanced underground structures, making them perfect for long-term commitment and demonstrating both their skill and responsibility. I assure you that all choices of Poképartners are acceptable, so no need to feel ashamed that yours doesn't measure up. I do hope that some readers have realized what they're missing out on, however.

Ugh! Lucky!

Imagine driving on the highway, you look down and see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake coming atcha from under the steering wheel! You freak ♥♥♥♥ and start swirving like wild before you realize that the snake is here to cause no ill will. She is friend, not foe. Her intent is not to harm. She has something much more sinister planned. She winks at you before unzipping your pants and sliding them down to your ankles. She opens wide and takes your ♥♥♥♥ deep down her throat and into the pit of her stomach. She bobs. Up, down, up, down. You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment. But now the moment has passed and you got a pile of ♥♥♥ and guts to clean.

NOTE TO SHAPESHIFTING RP'ERS LOOKING ESPECIALLY FOR RP: Changing between forms amid an rp or changing prior for a purpose that it creeps me out and disorients me. Please stick to one form when in RP.And if you DO change (which I hope you don't) please keep the proportions, well, normal and not ridiculously large in any way, shape, or form.

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