still never plays -rep

never plays -rep

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and I asked, "Why?" The angel said, "Angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one of them is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this th 14 friends, including me. If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you...not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care

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CONCIDER YOURSELF EXPOSED SON, I KNEW YOU WERE A THICC MYTHICAL BEAST THE WHOLE TIME EVEN AFTER WE MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE IN MY PARENT'S BEACH HOUSE. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SEXY AND WELL MANNERED CREATURE FROM THE TIME OF YORE, I WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS GREAT OR AS AMAZING AS YOU AGIAN AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAD INSIDE BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR TIME TOGETHER FONDLY. I WISH SOMEONE COULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVED YOU BUT ALIAS THAT WILL NEVER BE, I HOPE NOW THAT BECUASE YOU ARE EXPOSED THAT YOU WILL MATCH WITH SLIGHTLY LESS PEOPLE ON TINDER AND SWAMP-MEET DOT COM

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