Recent reviews by xchg

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Has yer supple ear caught wind, of the Candyman's Game? Hoo, it all starts when ye utter his name! From the corner of yer eye, the Candyman jumps, beaming with glee! Now, ye have to answer his Riddles Three:

What makes the world go round, and round and turns around a little boy's frown?

What fuels me hunger and makes me stronger, so that I can dance a little while longer?

Ye can pull it while warm, but it shatters when chill'd- if ye consume too much, yer teeth will get drill'd!

Yer life will be fun, yer life will be dandy for the answer to all three, is simply quite "CANDY"! When you finish his riddles, he does something neat! He pulls out a feather, and tickles yer feet! He tickles the left, and tickles the right... oh, he'll tickle yer feet all day and night! Ye walk, ye run, ye jump, ye hop- he tickles yer feet no matter how hard ye stop. Eventually, ye run out of breath and he tickles you to yer ticklish death!

In yer Los Angeles castle, ye might be cozy at night, but I hope ye think of me and it gives you a fright! Oh, I hope ye have nightmares of peanut brittle and peppermint bark, because when I roll up on ya son, I won't be there to talk. Before ye hop off to bed, pray to the white chocolate moon above, because ye got a Golden Ticket to being FOOKED by me glove!

If ye'd rather not partake in the Candyman's Game, OOH, HASAN PIKER... ye shouldn't utter me name!

♥♥♥♥ game.

How to enjoy this game:

1. Go to settings.
2. Go to the Audio section.
3. Set "Speech volume" to zero (disable Mexicans).
4. Disable "Radio DJ".

Optionally turn on manual drive, and only listen to the classical music radio station. Enjoy.

Bring back GNU/Linux support to GTA Online. Last warning.

I am a man and I like cars.

I am a man and I like cars.

Looks like the game was made by some depraved weirdo (no offense) in about 3 days.

� ️ WARNING: No girls 🤮 allowed � ️

Hey sweetie ❤️, this isn't a game for women ♀️, this is a game🎮 for real men™. The kind that like to smell🐽 gasoline⛽, get hit in the face🥊, and ♥♥♥♥🧐. Sorry 😿 about that baby girl 💔, you go play🎰 something else with your friends🌈.

Looks great.