IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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Goodmorning know we haven't known each other for awhile but I just thought you should know that I think about you a lot. Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just think of the last time we talked and it makes everything feel so much brighter. You're like the sunshine after a cloudy day. You're like the rainbow after the rain. You're like the rainbow after the rain. You're like the first break of dawn after a long night. I just thought you should know that there's someone here who thinks about you a lot I want to be the reason you always have a smile on your face. I want to be the reason behind the joy in your heart. I want to be the reason you fall asleep with you phone in your hand and a grin on your sleeping face. I want to be the reason for a lot of things.

Are you being boosted? You are the single worst player ive encountered. You have zero game sense, 0 sound 0 awarness 0 of anything it takes to play the game. I would say its a case of all aim no brain but you dont even have aim on your side.

You belong nowhere near ESEA and thats with ESEA being infested with novas and mg's.

It blows my mind how you can possibly win any games being that completely unaware of whats happening around you. You look like a lost dog all of the time. Not a single time did I spectate you and think that you had a clue what to do or what the enemy was going to do.

Seriously, you have the awareness of a newborn. Its a waste of money to pay for a subscription when you so clearly will not be improving here. You have to learn the basics before you can learn anything from ESEA. Just stay in MM.

Hey it’s me, ur brother! :P don’t forget to give my knife back that I let you borrow!

Has small titties.

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Are you being boosted? You are the single worst player ive encountered. You have zero game sense, 0 sound 0 awarness 0 of anything it takes to play the game. I would say its a case of all aim no brain but you dont even have aim on your side.

You belong nowhere near ESEA and thats with ESEA being infested with novas and mg's.

It blows my mind how you can possibly win any games being that completely unaware of whats happening around you. You look like a lost dog all of the time. Not a single time did I spectate you and think that you had a clue what to do or what the enemy was going to do.

Seriously, you have the awareness of a newborn. Its a waste of money to pay for a subscription when you so clearly will not be improving here. You have to learn the basics before you can learn anything from ESEA. Just stay in MM.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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Are you being boosted? You are the single worst player ive encountered. You have zero game sense, 0 sound 0 awarness 0 of anything it takes to play the game. I would say its a case of all aim no brain but you dont even have aim on your side.

You belong nowhere near ESEA and thats with ESEA being infested with novas and mg's.

It blows my mind how you can possibly win any games being that completely unaware of whats happening around you. You look like a lost dog all of the time. Not a single time did I spectate you and think that you had a clue what to do or what the enemy was going to do.

Seriously, you have the awareness of a newborn. Its a waste of money to pay for a subscription when you so clearly will not be improving here. You have to learn the basics before you can learn anything from ESEA. Just stay in MM.

im jealous of your sexiness <3

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

cudi isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such a mind and aim? cudi puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. olofm breaks records. s1mple breaks records. cudi breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic..

YOU THINK YOU'RE READY TO SUCK A ♥♥♥♥, BOY?! YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GO TONSILS TO TIP AND GET YOUR THROAT PUNCHED FROM THE INSIDE?? YOU JUST STROLL IN LIKE YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FLIP A SWITCH AND BLOW A LOAD. THIS ♥♥♥♥ IS CHESS. THIS ♥♥♥♥ IS NUCLEAR CHESS. SURE YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT, BUT WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS? WHERE IS YOUR TONGUE? HOW MUCH TIME IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE BALLS AND WITH WHAT FREQUENCY? WHY ARE YOU JUST BOBBING ON IT WHEN YOU COULD BE TWISTING YOUR HEAD AROUND LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CYCLONE? YOU GOT ANY IDEA HOW FAST TIME GOES WHEN YOU'RE GETTING BLOWN AND HOW SLOW IT GOES WHEN YOU'RE BLOWING SOMEONE? THEY GONNA USE THAT ♥♥♥♥ FOR TIME TRAVEL! DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WITH A BROKEN JAW AND A PISSED OFF LIMP BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOU "DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE RISKS."

ily im ur biggest fan sign me <33333

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting on your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart on my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk on discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Ok I am looking for a person that plays minecraft all the time and is good at it im somwhere at the age of 12 10 11 (I am not that dumb to put my real age lol)
I would like if a few people would frieng me to play because i want to play Ultra Hardcore minigames stuff like that with atleast 3 other people i am willing to play most of the time.
now time i talk about some stuff you might want to know.....I do have a mic i can get teamspeak if u want i have hamachi i sound like a sqweeker on the mic but im not its just my mic and i do not have skype
if you took the time to read this message i hope you do add me and play thank you.

Hello everyone, I just have one quick question. Does anybody here know how to clear my browser history? It's been a while since I last used Chrome and I accidentally clicked on some rule 34 of Waluigi from a link. My friend swore that it was just some new anime but I guess he just pasted the wrong link. Please tell me soon, my mom comes home in like 5 minutes! Thanks guys!

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

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What is the password for the Broverse Terraria server?? I found the server on a server listing website, and it didn't have the password for it. I looked on the website- it didn't have the pw. I looked on the Steam Community group and it didn't say the pw either. I was going to just ask what it was on the Steam group but you aren't even allowed to comment. I don't understand why the password isn't listed anywhere. How are people supposed to get into the server. . . . .

Have you ever read a post on /b/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.

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Awesome advice. Great stats. Look sick. Nutty. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress advice or frag clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' nutty, tight, fast and sick you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I DO NOT DRINKING ALCOHOL VERY DAY AND I DO HAVE WATER AND MY DITE COKE AND ICE TEA AND I DO THING FOR MY SHIFE AND I AM 27 AND I AM LIVE MY LIFE

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one more 'LUL' i promise i will be a kid who washes the teeth all days

Awesome advice. Great stats. Look sick. Nutty. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress advice or frag clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' nutty, tight, fast and sick you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep great trader!

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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

+rep good trader

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like Smoke Degrasse Tyson, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of atheism and logic, and myself, the Deputy of Science and Crows. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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Send this to your top ten baddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to let them know y'all are trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours you will suffer with your $wag game for the next 10 years 🙅🚫‪#‎badb1tche5only‬ 👀😈💦👊🏼👌🏼

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+rep, friendly and wasy to talk to trade. Defo vouch for him! =)

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but wheres the fallout 4 strum????

+rep Easy to work with and very nice.

+rep nice trader