let's combine forces

+rep extraordinary skills

+rep very skilled player

I'm going to goon for 12 hours outside of your house and then aim my incredibly powerful ejaculate at the button on the detonator switch that will detonate the c4 I've strategically placed throughout your house.

让我们成为朋友 (≧◡≦) ♡

commands the arena

hey legend C:

excited to play with you

Let's break some records together.

+rep nice profile😉

add me friend

客气

Tactical brilliance

Ready to take on the world?

uwuuu legend its u?

+rep the best player

Due to the fact that Godzilla's penis size is 6.96 m, his ejaculate would be much faster and more powerful than the average human's which is 24 mph. The speed of his ejaculate would be around 6,845.6 kilometres per hour (4,250 miles per hour), Assuming that Godzilla's ejaculate is the same density as water, then his ejaculate would have a kinetic energy of approximately 1.2 x 1013 joules. This is equivalent to the energy released by the detonation of around 2.9 kilotons of TNT

-rep anime pfp and asked for a 14 year old boys snapchat then cried when he said no

прими го трейд

прими го трейд

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me

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　＼二つ� 我兄弟

signed by me, lets play csgo

-REP small man syndrome ... need cheats to play CSGO almost still silver

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

Sup! lets play CSGO

You have an extravagant bibliophilism that is incontrovertible.

This guy added me as a friend after i dropped 53 kills in a faceit mythic cup final, so i figured he just wanted the carry again. After accepting the request things took an unfortunate turn as he blew me up with all sorts of sexual messages asking things like "Can i put the hammer or helmet in?" so i informed valve of the situation and they assured me he was only "power tripping", whatever the hell that means. Contrary to him probably being a recovering sex addict his knowledge in game seems competent which is good enough for me, so long story short i had to mute him in messages and i am still carrying him in csgo to this day.

5k hrs plays like hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bronze rank on apex xD

walling faceit when he starts to get slapped

Ok ok so hear me out on this. Lets say hypothetically speaking I take a firm but slightly wet poo in a public bathroom, but just before the poo falls out I abruptly swing my ass and the poo fly out of my ass, slides on the floor and reaches a ski ramp. Would the poo clear the ramp and complete a 3 point jump and receive 3 10’s for the landing and a netflix movie the recreates the suspense, training, discrimination and dramatic moments the poo experienced before hitting the jump?

this guys profile picture makes me vomit

im raging so hard right now

"bag bag ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall splat little luigi LETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GO" - Cloud

10/10 would bang again

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. he knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUCK ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

im going to print out that steam comment so i can sleep with it under my pillow

Hate him
"62 bomb"

You are noob. Change my mind

This guy legit ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom!

I met this guy in a CS:GO match. we were getting alot until this toxic player started mic spamming. He started getting mad like really mad! He started to DOS the other team and yelling "Im going to ♥♥♥♥ all your moms!!!!". i know that games can really get to people so i didn't think much of it.

2 weeks pass and i come home from school only to hear my mom screaming in pleasure. He opens the door with a half ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smile says "i told you i would ♥♥♥♥ your mom". he lives with me now and i call him dad

8/10 teammate would recommend

you need a xanax for your little heart that cant handle this big boy game

You should leave your family

+rep scamed me of my virginity

signed bt Mkguided <3

signed by (1)daps

Signed by autimatic <3

so sad you have to hack

WE HAWT

Signed by shroud! <3