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26.6 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Psycho Patrol R has strong art direction, engaging writing, and interesting themes that keep you immersed in its world. The game is fun. Your first instinct in this game might be to jump in the mech and start killing, but you should talk to everyone first. You are a cop, so you need to be doing cop things (which does eventually include killing). You have to take the everything slowly and patiently; you cannot bhop in a room and not expect to get shot instantly, or drift into an open street at 150km/h and believe you are fast enough to not get blasted into oblivion.

The mech has an interesting system and a lot of potential. From what I can see you have a lot of room to improve the leg vehicle. Get money, get paid, get more armour and a bigger gun.

I changed my review cause I keep playing, and the only thing there is for me to whine about is the movement not feeling good. I think right now it has goldeneye movement where you strafe and move forward while looking at the skybox for maximum speed. some movement based gameplay would be nice...

My main advice going into this game is to talk to NPCs, read carefully, and only act when you're clear about your objectives. You also have an entire team of people back at HQ; might make sense to talk to forensics if you need something analyzed. Your own conciousness is more aware than the text of the protagonist's inner monologue. Don't forget to summon your best friend of Bion!
Posted 25 March. Last edited 29 March.
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23.7 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
being trans in poland simulator
Posted 21 February.
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165.7 hrs on record (92.4 hrs at review time)
It's a good game, but it's one of those games that's really easy to beat; you snowball out of control really quickly and cannot die. The wand system is a lot of fun to play around with and provides almost infinite creativity. There is also a lot of world to explore outside the cave. The optional bosses are interesting, but they are so giant that you can just kill them off screen without any effort. Despite it being an easy game, it has a lot of reply value, and you keep finding new things to explore.
Posted 29 January.
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49.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
oh ♥♥♥♥ yeah more elona lets go
Posted 2 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
its the reddit soy game
Posted 30 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
its a good game tbh
Posted 11 March, 2024.
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54.9 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
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the pokemon game we all wanted since 1998
Posted 10 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.7 hrs on record
If you want to play a challenging game that's a deep love story with an ambiguous story, this would be a good game to play. It has solid game play following an abstract plot that will leave you with a lot of emotions at the ending. The game primarily touches on transhumanist philosophy and the question of consciousness, as much of the characters are robots having a really bad time. It's symbolic and open ended, so if you play this it's important to pay attention to certain elements, so perceive everything as happens. Keep the ending of the game personal; don't go muddling up your perspective with the opinions of others; there is no right answer.

You should 100% play this game if you really want to feel something. Pick the hardest difficult to you can suffer along with the protagonist.
Posted 14 January, 2024.
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101.9 hrs on record (101.8 hrs at review time)
Game has been ruined by an extremely greedy and incompetent company. What should have been a simple option DLC ended up being a strictly global changes throughout the break basic things and make the game insufferable. Everything that this game was made to be is gone; it is trash now and not worth anyone's time without down patching or modding the useless DLC out.

This game is entirely downhill from this point; there will never again be anything to look forward to.
Posted 12 January, 2024. Last edited 1 September, 2024.
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27.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I installed the game to play online, but right away it seems like an extremely not fun and bad game. It just puts you in a game with people who have been playing the game for years and you get stomped. There is little reason to waste time getting good at this game when there are so many better games out there. People were moderately nice and helped me sort out issues with ads hold not working, but that doesn't change the fact that you will just be a free kill for these people to get their dopamine from.

100% not worth touching, but maybe the campaign is good? Maybe worth a try. Don't bother with online; it is really not at all worth the effort if you are always going to be the worst player every match.

The main point is; don't bother with this game at all; it is NOT WORTH getting good at, and it won't be fun until you are.

git good blah blah it is cool that you are a robot tho
Posted 31 October, 2023. Last edited 1 November, 2023.
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