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Before I played this I had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good

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Perfect as all of the borderland games are.

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Actually the best free MMORPG out there.

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It all started in 8 of October of 1997, when my governament forced me to go to the army, I was desperate, I had 3 kids and a wife at home, I couldn't just leave them like this to go to war, but I couldn't do nothing about it, so I kissed my wife and kids and just left. Five years later, I came back home, just to find out that my wife was sleeping with another man and my 7 year old daughter was addicted to cocaine, I was completely devastated, my life crumbled to pieces while I was gone, what could I do? I couldn't just go back in time and fix everything, so I did my best to try again and decided to completely leave my wife and kids and I moved to Argentina, and I married this beautiful brazilian woman named Raissa, she was everything I wanted in a partner, we had 6 kids and 2 cats, everything was going well until my ex wife died, I was speechless and I felt really bad and with an incredible amount of guilt, so I decided to go back to the USA and go to her funeral, I found out that one of my kids died too, of a cocaine overdose, after this I really didn't know what to do, did I influence the death of my loved ones just because I was a selfish guy? What could I do to revert this situation? So I decided to take my other 2 kids and move them with me to Argentina, I had 8 kids to take care of, it was really hard in the beginning, they weren't used to the presence of each other and the language barrier wasn't helping either, but with time things settled in and we were all an happy family for a while, but then a hurricane came and completely destroyed my house, I had no money and my wife left with my kids, but on my way to the train I saw a guy on the station with a suit case, I wondered what he was doing there, but he approxed me and told me that he wanted to play a game, and if I won, I would win 100$, I accepted it of course, and the game was Ddakji, I lost again and again and this weird man just kept slapping the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, never told anyone but I have a weird fetish and I kinda like being slapped in the face, but eventually I won, he gave me 100$ and a card, I flipped the card and it had a phone number on it, weird but aight, I had no home and no cellphone so I just went to the nearest phone cabin and called the number, they came and picked me up to this weird game, I arrived there, and there was this big "DayZ" thingy and a bunch of options underneath it, I just picked the one that said "Server Browser" and joined a random server, I was immediatly welcomed by a bunch of 9 years old screaming in my ear, so I just pressed the button in front of me and waited, then the first game started, "Red light, Green light", with this weird ass doll in front of me, I was hesitant, but I started running towards the finish line with incredible speed that I never knew I could reach, but has the doll turns around, I stop just at the perfect time, I was the first in the group, I felt amazing, incredible even, but then I feel the breath of someone behind me, I immediatly felt like I was in trouble, I just wanted that stupid doll to turn around again, seconds felt like hours, but it turned around, I just ran and hoped for the best, but then the doll turned around again, I stopped at the right time again and I felt a little bit relieved for being able to make it again, I was so close to the finishing line! My hops and dreams were at an absolute high, I've never felt like this before in my life, but has I had this brief moment of happiness, I felt the touch of a hand in my back, my brain started to panic, but my body stayed still, I wondered, why would the person behind me ever do this? What did I do to deserve this kind of treatment? but then, I heard a familiar female voice, and she said "Goodbye, Father" and pushed me to the ground, when I heard these words, all of the memories I had with the family I left behind started appearing in my head, all of those amazing moments I had with them before I joined the army popped up, on those last seconds of my life, I finally understood why my daughter hated me, how could I be so selfish to leave my three daughters behind like this? I only thought about myself and completely ignored their feelings, I just wished I had some more seconds to tell her that I'm sorry, but it was too late, the doll's head snapped towards me and shot me right there.

very fun game 10/10