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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
This game isn’t even worth the $0.99 I paid for it. It keeps forcing fullscreen mode, and there’s no way to turn it off mid-game. I only bought it for the background.
Posted 18 March.
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48.6 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Expensive machine
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (+/-35h for main story)
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ x / 10 }---
☐ 1 ☐ 6
☐ 2 ☐ 7
☐ 3 ☐ 8
☐ 4 ☑ 9
☐ 5 ☐ 10
Posted 4 February.
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49 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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82.9 hrs on record (80.3 hrs at review time)
---{ My review & subjective opinion}---
I really like this game! It's simpler compared to HF1 since you don't need to assemble furniture, which made it more enjoyable for me. While it’s not quite as good as HF1, I still had a great time playing every single hour.
Fun fact: This game turned my girlfriend (future wife) into a gamer!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ x / 10 }---
☐ 1 ☐ 6
☐ 2 ☐ 7
☐ 3 ☑ 8
☐ 4 ☐ 9
☐ 5 ☐ 10
Posted 17 December, 2024.
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27 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record
---{ My review & subjective opinion}---
I have to say, I expected something different. I finished the game in less than 5.5 hours (you can do it faster if you're smarter than me xD). Despite the "Horror" tag, it's hard to call this a true horror game, and certainly not a good one. I experienced maybe one jump scare throughout the entire game. The background music was so monotonous that after half an hour, I had to turn it almost completely off. The ending was very disappointing as well.

If you loved Mortuary Assistant, then you will likely be very disappointed with this game. If you're thinking about buying it, I'd recommend waiting until it gets some DLC (if it ever does) or until it goes on a big discount. At this moment, I would not recommend buying this game.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ x / 10 }---
☐ 1 ☐ 6
☐ 2 ☐ 7
☐ 3 ☐ 8
☐ 4 ☐ 9
☑ 5 ☐ 10
Posted 15 July, 2024.
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73.3 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
I always wanted to do that..
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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95.1 hrs on record (52.0 hrs at review time)
Edit: Lucky I had this game installed on my second PC. Logging in there helped me.
Thank you Bethesda for perfect games with bo bugs <3

After 50 hours my save was deleted. I dont recomend this garbage game
Posted 3 October, 2023. Last edited 5 October, 2023.
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159.1 hrs on record
---{ My review & subjective opinion}---
One of my favorite RPG games. My first attempt at playing it was a failure—I gave up after just a few hours because the game felt overwhelmingly vast. But a year later, I decided to give it another try, and it completely captivated me. I ended up exploring every dungeon and completing every mission it had to offer.

If you’re a fan of RPGs, I highly recommend giving this game a chance—it’s an unforgettable experience.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ x / 10 }---
☐ 1 ☐ 6
☐ 2 ☐ 7
☐ 3 ☑ 8
☐ 4 ☐ 9
☐ 5 ☐ 10
Posted 14 January, 2023. Last edited 2 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Like this game, my girlfriend was scared af xD
Posted 19 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
168.9 hrs on record (70.5 hrs at review time)
---{ My review & subjective opinion}---
One of the best zombie games you can play on Steam. The game is perfectly optimized. H@te you guys for the those 2 achivments <3

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐Good
☐It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Potato
☐Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ x / 10 }---
☐ 1 ☐ 6
☐ 2 ☐ 7
☐ 3 ☐ 8
☐ 4 ☑ 9
☐ 5 ☐ 10
Posted 5 June, 2022. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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7.2 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Ok ale żeby założyć własny pokój i grać ze znajomymi wymagane jest kupno VIP'a Imo trochę przesada so odpuszczam
Posted 25 November, 2021. Last edited 9 December, 2021.
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