Recent reviews by Yattuwort

Valorant, but not gay.
Quite an enjoyable session shooter, wholely approved by CCP.
Ni hao bin chiling

A free-to-play game that's a very faithful "successor" to the long gone Total War: Arena with huge ambition, but fairly low player playerbase and a few technical shortcomings and. Despite it's inherent flaws and low player count, it's a really good game, especially if you're a fan of things medieval and tactical.

>Be a drunken slavic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with zero tactical experience
>Buy a game
>Drink a vodka
>Eat some borsht
>Launch
>Rusky army
>♥♥♥♥, this is ez, i got dis
>Whips out AKM
>Teleports behind hill
>Catch a stray bullet and die miserably
>pssh, nothing personel, ryadovoy
>Respawn, drink some more vodka
>Steal M249
>Whip out shovel and start digging
>♥♥♥♥, just like in real life
>Sit in the bush, fire at people
>It's your squad
>Drink in their name
>Fire at some more people
>They die
>Backtrack back to base, because you ran out of ammo while shooting at people
>Sing russian anthem on the way to the front
>Run up the hill, mow down stupid amerikantskiy
>Ded
>Drink some more
>Get shot in the kidney
>Medic hits you with morphine
>Shoot yourself in other kidney
>Die of morphine overdose
>This gives you the PTSD

VERY GOOD COMRADE
>meme arrows

Warhammer, that's not 40k, that's not an RTS/RTT, that doesn't suck monkey dongs?

♥♥♥♥ YES, THIS IS TRULY THE END OF TIMES.
YOU BETTER BE BUYING THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOW
Why? I tell you why.

Because dwarf is literally a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ midget. I'm an expert on this issue, being a small dude, so I have to look up all the time, or I will accidentally bump into someone's crotch and be beaten with a stick for a midget I am.
You're mad because people laugh at you for being small?
GRAB A HAMMER, BLOW THEIR SKULL IN AND ASK WHOS SMALL NOW.

You want be pimpin? Witch hunter up yo ass, son, dual wielding flintlocks (comes with elf tits and LITERALLY A CHICK SO HOT THAT YOUR ♥♥♥♥ WILL BE ON FIRE

You don wanna be pimpin, cracka? You a soldier? Yeah, well, this Imperial is not as pimpin as Witch Hunter, but he's RIPPED AS ♥♥♥♥ AND THIS RAT OGRE IS HUGE SO HIS GUTS MUST BE HUGE TOO SO YOU TAKE YOUR ZWEIHANDER AND ZWEI HIS HEADANDER

Also, elf tits and chick on fire.
Buy this game.
It's like Mad Max meets Left 4 Dead 2.

Message to the devs:
You best be making DLCs RIGHT. RATTIN. NOW.

tl;dr
Left4dead with amazing swordplay, grinding, replayability and complete and UTTER abscence of zombies. Who needs zombies when you have huge-ass rats high on warpstone?