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Time to leave work
Hate my dumb boss
I think his name is Edward
My room is stinky
Smells of cheese and weed
I kiss my body pillow
And it's time to yank my peen
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waifus
And my imotous
She’s got pies and thighs
And ♥♥♥♥ with eyes
She only costs me 6.95
Oh I'm home
Crunchy Roll
I see her in my dreams
She's ’bout real as 2D can be
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love
And coming to
I wipe my drool
And shake myself and my morning wood aaAHeee ahAH
*Noises of embarrassment*
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waif-
♥♥♥♥ING-
Waifus
And my imotous
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't-
Ah ♥♥♥♥
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't all
She got a heart so big
Anyone would fall
...
What
Crunchy Roll!
Ok I'm done...
Hey now, here is my song
For you, yeah, that's right!
I wish that I was yours but I'm too shy, I suppose
If only I could just conjure a spell
Kapow! Hocus, hocus, hocus!
Then you and I could be together
For all time, I suppose
Is it love that makes my heart go boom, boom, BOOM?!
Yeah, I suppose
Love you, love you, love you
More then yesterday, I suppose?!
Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai)
Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai)
Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr
[Verse 1]
x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty
[Verse 2]
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')
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