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My friend only plays Mo & Krill
I wish this was a joke, I really do but I have to vent somewhere. I play Deadlock with two other people (sometimes three) but one of them consistently and always picks Mo & Krill. He never plays any other hero - no, he refuses to play another hero. We are always joking about it but it's seriously starting to piss me off. The stupidest thing is that whenever he manages to get a kill (he averages 4/6/7 like every match) he screams at the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAND KRIIIIILL". Me and the other friends I play with genuinely do not know what to do anymore. He always farms lane but somehow manages to only have 12k souls at the end of a 35 minute game. After the laning phase he just disappears into jungle and we do not see him (I do not count the times he spins up from the ground not anywhere close to any enemies). He has 20 hours playtime and he has never played any other hero. What can I do?

ok so this is my rap about yugn

hey yugn
stop muggin
you buggin?
i heard you been chuggin
and pocos been druggin
maybe you should hug him

chakaram mabulti

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To everyone hating on me when they haven't even used the build. Just know that I am a better player in and outside of Deadlock. All you redditors get no women, while my girl looks like vindicta. Im expecting some more trolls to reply to this post but just know i'm better

+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎
+Rep good player
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 good
+𝚛𝚎𝚙 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛
+rep clutch Master😻
+rep Clutch King 👑
+rep 300 iq � 
+rep AK 47 TOP AIMER👻😎
+rep relax teammate🤤
+rep Killing Machine 😈
+rep AWP 2FAST KILL 💢
+rep kind person💯
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE 💢
+rep nice profile 💜
+rep add me pls😇
+rep very nice and non-toxic player😈
+rep AYYYY LMAO
+rep nice flicks👽
+rep king deagle💥
+rep best👹
+rep killer👺
+rep Good player 💜
+rep Amazing Tactics 👌
+rep Top Player 🔝
+rep Insane Skills 👌
+rep Thx for carry 👍
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sigma male grindset routine

5:30 AM - wake up ridiculously early for no particular reason
5:40 AM - ♥♥♥♥ and piss
5:50 AM - get out of bed
6:00 AM - check stocks, see the value of crypto plummeting again. Contemplate sudoku
6:30 AM - make mysterious posts on social media, go quiet, then re-emerge when the time is right
6:40 AM - go back to bed
7:30 AM - wake up again
7:31 AM - begin doing workout, followed by an hour long edging session (for discipline)
8:00 AM - bathe in the local river (20 degrees F) and get changed
9:00 AM - sprint 2 work
10:00 AM - boss calls me into my office. tells me I'm "fired" for "repeated inappropriate behavior towards female co-workers" (whatever that means)
11:00 AM - sprint back home
12:00 PM - for lunch, eat berries and wild life foraged along the way back home
12:30 PM to 6:00 PM - edging session
6:00 PM to 9:00 PM - watch female joggers at night, learn their running routes. then chase them when they're alone.
9:30 PM - go to sleep and repeat.

MOSHI MOSHI 📞 RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 NEED BACKUP 📞 ARIGATO 📞

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

WEE WOO WEE WOO :peepoRedAlarm: IT'S THE BYE POLICE. You didn't say BYE. DISGUSTING behaviour that needs to be publicly shamed.

Happy Birthday :D Hope you have an awesome day !

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

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You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

WEE WOO WEE WOO

ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

steps on stage

Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"

Comedy God: "Heh..."

adjusts fedora

"got em"

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

-rep

yugn 5 Feb @ 7:41am
elain 2 hours ago
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Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

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I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I am ruined.

🏮GONG XI FA CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 RABBIT 🐰🐇 PRRRRRRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗� 🧥 but be a GOOD BUNNY 🐰🐇 Report your �  neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘�  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA OP THAT KILLED U!
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WE RIDE TOGETHER
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

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- rep
I have decided to give you a bad review due to multiple reasons.
Firstly you are an unethical trader, always demanding more then what you first requested. Furthermore the so called references that you provided to prove your reputation is obviously yourself. This is evident when you always log off this account to hop on your "reference" and messaging me about the successful past trades. His unethical actions are further empathised by refusing to contact me further once the trade is over, especially when I wanted to contact him to question about the items that I had received from him. Additionally I have multiple friends who traded with you and they told me that they had a difficult time with you as well as others on forums, showing that you are infamous in the steam market.
Overall you are an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with these reasons provided and everyone should avoid trading with him.
Good day sir.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play maplestory2 sometime its a really cool anime drama game with a lot of scary chaos raids, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hello old friend! I'm doing gooda. Hope 2019 is going well for you too! //BDOFishingSquad

this guy scammed me on maplestory2