No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, form the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse, cowgirl , doggy style, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, levitating poltergeist-style, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a shaking, throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eyewaterinw, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw-dropping, hair-pulling, teeth clenching, vile ,sloppy, moan inducing. heart-wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, leg cramping, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity,nail biting,mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic,bark bark bark arf arf WOOF WOOF WOOF

I did not “dip” my “balls” in sulfuric acid.

That’s a silly question. WTF. I did not “dip” my “balls” in sulfuric acid 7049 0514 1345 9399 times. It is ridiculous that you would even imply that I would submerge my testicles in acid (of any kind) such an obscene number of times. Did you assume that other people would also engage in such a stupid activity? I think you are foolish and need to evaluate your situation. Do you know how big a number 7049 0514 1345 9399 is? Do you know how much damage acid can do - particularly to an area as sensitive as your testicles - if you expose them this much to it? Frankly (and I mean this in the least vulgar way possible) I would be surprised if there is still something down there. How will you pee now?

+rep god aim

im that dude on csgo, de_nuke that keep calling you kevin even though your name is kermit the frog lmao

i dont remember you but bro +rep ♥♥♥♥ U

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