5:00 AM - Rise

5:02 AM - Piss

5:30 AM - Finish pissing and brush teeth with activated charcoal (not toothpaste)

5:33 AM - Cold Shower (below freezing temp)

5:33 AM - Step out of shower and shake body like a dog

5:34 AM - Arrive at pc and ingest 700 mg caffeine and eat whole chicken (alive)

5:45 AM- Game (full body workout)

7:30 AM - Send a Bomb Threat to a Orphanage

8:00 AM - Clock into shift at my job (the game)

8:10 AM - Ignore haters and game (full body, sets of 2 half-reps)

9:55 AM Clock out of work

10:00 AM - Bomb Orphanage

10:15 AM - Arrive home and speed read Destiny 2 lore

5:00 PM - Dinner (green tea and GFUEL)

5:30 PM - Listen to ASMR and edge for three hours

8:30 PM - Play chess against the man that lives in my walls

9:00 PM - ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (several)

12:00 AM - Go for a midnight run (chasing women)

1:00 AM - Edge for 3 hours

4:00 AM - Boiling hot shower 4:55 AM - Sleep

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