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⣽⣻ ⣿⡿ ⣉ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟ ⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥
⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤ ⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣
⢳ ⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⢆
⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿
⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝ ⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀
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⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿
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⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀ ⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿
⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍ ⢀⣤⣄
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⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧ ⡭ ⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣿⣶⣄ ⣴⣶ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫 ✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
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⣿⡟⢰⡌ ⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿ ⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽
⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇ ⣟⣷ ⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕ ⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦ ⣿⣿⣷ ⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗ ⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆ ⣿⡇ ⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿ ⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧ ⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⡟⢿⣿⡿ ⣀⡀ ⣨⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍
⣿ ⣼⣿⡗ ⣶⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
I picked him up from school the other day and decided to have fun with it. I pulled up in the van, got out, and stood by the passenger door as the school was letting out. The second I saw him come out the door, I yell "HEY JACOB!!" which gets the attention of like 300 kids filing out of the school. I immediately started doing that Fortnite "floss" dance (which I have seen him do), swung it 5 or 6 times, then finished with an epic dab. The crowd responded with a WHOOOOOOAAAAAA and tons of laughter. I then bowed and opened the passenger door like a chauffeur.
When he got in, I said "Man, I tried that Fortnite thing you play and I can see why you like it so much!"
He seems to have played a lot less lately.
POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU DIED IN VIETNAM
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⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡝ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿
⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿
⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸
⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢸
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⡝⡵ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⢈⡋ ⢿⡟⣡⡇⣿⡇⡀⢕
⡝ ⣾ ⡉⡉⡉ ⣦⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⣿⣦⣥⣿⡇⡿⣰⢗⢄
⢰⣿⡏⣴⣌ ⣌ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣉⣉⣁⣄⢖⢕⢕⢕
⡀⢻⣿⡇⢙ ⢿⡟⣡⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣿
⡻⣄⣻⣿⣌ ⢿⣷⣥⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⢄ ⣿⣟ ⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣦ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡕⡑⣑⣈⣻⢗⢟⢞⢝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⡝⡵⡈⢟⢕⢕⢕⢕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣀⣈
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡄ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ 👁️ ⢹⣿⡗ 👁️ ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢀⡀ ⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣰⣿⡿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛ ⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⢛⣿⣿ ⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐ ⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶ ⣰ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄ ⣻⡏ ⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
picks up jaw
fixes eyes
rolls up tongue
buries face in ass
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡶⣶⣲⡎⢻⣿⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿
⣿ ⣋⡥⡶⣞⡯⣟⣾⣺⢽⡧⣥⣭⣉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿
⡃⣾⢯⢿⢽⣫⡯⣷⣳⢯⡯ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⣿
⣦⣍⡙ ⣋⡓ ⣡⢶ ⣡⣶⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣘⣛⣋⣡⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃ ⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡶⣶⣲⡎⢻⣿⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿
⣿ ⣋⡥⡶⣞⡯⣟⣾⣺⢽⡧⣥⣭⣉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿
⡃⣾⢯⢿⢽⣫⡯⣷⣳⢯⡯ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⣿
⣦⣍⡙ ⣋⡓ ⣡⢶ ⣡⣶⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹
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