Recent reviews by Mecha Sandvich

This one time I came to Skingrad
I was tired and feeling down
Then my friend told me that Salmo
Has the best sweetrolls in town
So I went to try the sweetrolls
Got my best shirt ironed out
Then I took one bite, and by the Divines
I felt just like the Count

I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me

I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me

That’d be fine with me

That’d be fine with me

So I bought a house in Skingrad
Cause I thought that now’s the time
With a belly full of sweetrolls
I decided to retire
I could die for Salmo’s baking
I could live outside his door
I could smell the sweetrolls anywhere
Brother, please, may I have some more?

FREDDYS BACK ♥♥♥♥♥!

The Freddy rework made Freddy not only good, but one of the most fun and skill expressive killers in the game. I love playing Freddy now.

The bad though is he still has no cosmetics and it's still remake Freddy the PDF File. But given playing killer is in first person I can mostly ignore that issue. If only he had Robert Englund voice lines though.

Please New Line and the Craven Estate, make a deal so we can at least get classic Freddy skins, and if possible, Robert Englund please do voice lines for this it would be amazing. Get Heather Langenkamp too to be a legendary skin for Queintin as Classic Nancy, and fix the map, then NOES might be my favorite chapter.

ITS CLOBBERIN TIME

Closest thing to the perfect pirate game out there, despite it's age (It's actually an 80s game, this is a remake that's mostly faithful in terms of gameplay), it still holds up amazingly. If I'm looking to get into a pirate adventure on a game, this is the one to go to.

Would love to see a modern game take the economy and depth of this game and combine it with the supernatural elements, repeatable questing and treasure hunting of Sea of Thieves, action gameplay, Shantys and open world of AC4 Black Flag, and throw in a character creator and class system like Blood and Gold Caribbean, then boom, legitimately the greatest Pirate simulation possible. But alas, no major company seems to want to make a singleplayer pirate game these days. We be cursed with live service slop like Skull and Bones.

Game can be fun but we are now reaching two months with no news on any new update, no teasers, nothing. The game still has issues too despite being in a way better state than launch now, some of which need a lot of work to fix (repetitive heists, AI, etc), and it seems Starbreeze is abandoning this game for their new DnD project (which knowing their history with licensed payday style games will TOTALLY work out well!). I can't in good faith recommend this game when it's future is so bleak, hell the games still always online too, so if they do stop updating it, which it's looking more and more like, count your days of being able to actually play it, since I guarantee you they will close the servers. I'd say just get Payday 2, and I do mostly think that, but Payday 2 got butchered near the end of it's support with horrible updates like the Epic Game Store one which annihilated Crime Net for a while (and to an extent still does) and has a ton of crashing issues now, so even for that game I recommend caution.

Anyway I give Starbreeze as a company 5 years max.

Can Commit Police Brutality 10/10

Game is extremely fun, doesn't have a lot of players currently but even playing with bots is fun and worth it.

After playing a game single player I got to say this has a LOT of promise. The general gunplay feels pretty good, the sound effects are realistic, and the overall design is there. I hope the devs stick to it and get enough support as this could end up being one of the top Tactical FPS games, especially if it can get Vehicles added someday. Also I give massive props for the free model with supporter packs that expand on the game with new eras and bonus content, it's refreshing when so many games instead go the route of massive amounts of microtransactions, a lot of the times even in full price games.

Not amazing by current standards but for a game from 1998 this is pretty revolutionary, being one of the first ever tactical shooters. It's cool to see how the genre started.

When you think about American Freedom not being free you usually think of our fallen troops, but in this case it was tens of millions of taxpayer dollars.