Recent reviews by zparky

still bad

wow this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm terrible at fighting games (im also terrible at this one) but this one is such an insanely well executed concept that you never really feel like you're losing (except when you aren't allowed any input for the entire match...) and you know it's going to be a sick replay anyways.
This game is amazing to play with friends, the experience is A LOT worse in random lobbies because they're usually set to 30s/turn and everyone insists on taking the full 30s even when they have 2 moves available to them, dragging matches into the 30 minute long territory when it shouldn't be. It's a lot easier to tell your friends to hurry the hell up.

Been playing this game for over 3 years on my phone (e6500 ep).
Another idle game with a good amount of layers to keep you busy

The most enjoyable time I've had narrating a gay furry porn game in a Discord call

Honestly a good game, the stories are enjoyable to read, paired with good visual art.
There are a lot of spelling errors but they don't hinder the stories.

Super fun game to play alone or with friends. Good selection of characters, absolutely tons of crazy weapons, modifiers, and skills to level up and make unique builds with. Every run is different but if you're good enough it always gets crazy towards the end.
Lots of progression to be had, about 50+ hours to max everything out. Took me about 100 hours to get all achievements.

Unfun P2W grindfest. Takes hours to get a single T4/5 upgrade even with a monthly VIP pass. Matches are also just unbelievably repetitive where its either a round 12 camo purple coinflip, a round 28 ddt coinflip, or like a round 36 or something fortified bad spam. And if it gets to the fort bads it's already a 30 minute game of 25 tacks on the map.
If I just see my opponent spamming tacks I just forfeit because doing absolutely nothing for 30 minutes is actually not fun.

popping sound give me monke brain dopamine yes good

amazing idle game. osrs-like progress with *lots* of content to explore.

started playing: feb 25 2020
first max: feb 2 2021

100% mastery: jan 20 2022
100% completion: feb 10, 2022
120 all: may 13, 2022

TotH 100%: July 21, 2023

Awesomely addicting. There's just so much stuff to do, and you always have things to improve. I have a ton of mods installed to make the experience even better. basically:
I need to get red circuit production going to start science 3 research... but I then need to set up plastics and more battery production which means more oil and sulfur production... oh sh*t i need more iron but the starting ore patch is not cutting it so I need to go find some which means setting up trains which means making a sh*tload of rails and engines and stack inserters and then making it into a effecient train loading/unloading station... ♥♥♥♥ i need more iron
10/10 absolutely amazing. Be sure to get the WaiTex texture mod, it makes everything HD and gorgeous.