Recent reviews by gand0nk

plz upd8 :(

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ russian grief all my games and premier everyone votes dust II im going to make love with a M9 Bayonet i cant afford

In the span of 5 hours, I..

> Got mugged and sexually assaulted by a bug
> Had sexual intercourse with the corpse of a spider
> Lived through the 5 stages of grief in 60 seconds after staying past 3 p.m.
> Overdosed on illegal substances and then jumped into the ocean
> Got grabbed by a tentacle monster
> Danced
> Developed tuberculosis
> Got molested by 50 different species of wildlife
> Developed chronic schizophrenia

In conclusion, 10/10 game would recommend to one or more friends.

>buy the game
>start playing
>have fun for 10 minutes
>discover hardcore
>start listening to breakcore on repeat while dying from clippy
>rage quit and delete your steam account
>repeat

I killed barney and stole his pistol. I had bullets, but at what cost?

I used to be top of my class in maths class and aced every test I took, after opening this game and having a quick play through the first few levels, I can't even count past 2. 2/2