Let's get a few of your questions and comments out of the way before you even say anything because you will!

1. Man, how OLD are you? I am older than you think and yes if you're over 40 I really could be your Grandfather! 🦖
2. "You saw him over there" - Actually I didn't. Just because I have eyes the size of Colossal Squid, my eyesight is worse than a Rhinoceroses with allergies, and my trifocals don't help the situation.👀
3. "Dude, You just heard him" - Frankly sir, I really didn't. Sometimes my HearBloom Elite Hearing Aid with Tinnitus Masker gives feedback and all I hear is the ringing of a flash bang the whole round.🦻
4. "What is with your reaction time and cross-hair placement?" - What do you mean? While I might have the reaction time of a Sloth and the reflexes of someone in a coma, my cross-hair placement is exactly where I looked 5 seconds ago. ⏳
5. "Your game sense blows" - How can that be?? I stand in the same place the entire game. 🌴
6. "You have a 10-year coin, 20 years of service, all those skins and you're still bad" - Might be, but hey I have enough money to quit work, retire, and buy whatever I want, and you still have 40 more years left to do the same? When you think of it like that, it feels bad, huh? 💰
7. "How much did you tag your teammate for?" - Sticks and stones may break my bones but your words are very hurtful!. 🤷
8. "You have the map awareness of Christopher Columbus" - You try and look at a rotating black dot with red spots on it using trifocals! I challenge you! 🧭

If you ask me, I just play to have fun, and not to reach Super Global Erectus , and to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it. 🏆

I would also appreciate a commend you handsome devil.... 😈