I am your grandmother and I have to confess to you my grand child.
I sucked grandpa's ♥♥♥♥ and kissed you goodnight with that same mouth, also probally a bit of semen still on my lips. Thats how you turned into the gay frog you are today.

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I am 48 years old and do still live with my mum, I am a bit overweighted (about 200kg) and my job is selling kebabs. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the bestest player.
I have a lot of hair everywhere and I dont like taking showers (even if I sweat a lot when I play Counter Strike).
I am also searching for a wife that can bring me beer (halal) while I am gaming.
If you are a female visiting my profile and you are interested, pls contact me. <3
I am playing about 20 hours CS:GO per day and most of the time I play competitive.
I have this game for ca. 1 year and I am about to become a PRO player.
I don't have to warm up or practice as I am a pure talent in this game.
If you read this, I probably rekt you in csgo and you wanna see who this tripple OG is...
Don't be too mad, because almost no one is better than me.
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Derpy derpy derp derp

I used to be Chinese, now I'm Gay Italian.
Will succ for skins

I used to be a white male named Bob
but after I met my wife she opened my eyes
on how oppressive males are
so now I go by the name La-quisha
My full name is
La-quisha the African Queen
Even though I'm chinese




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